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A lady comes dressed in red. She says, "Anger!" and lets her in.
Two naked guys walk up to the front door. One guy is holding a bowl of pudding with his penis stuck in it, and the other guy has his penis in a hollowed-out pear.
"Wait a minute," she says to them. "This is supposed to be an emotion party!"
The first guy says, "Yeah, and I'm f**king dis-custard."
The second guy says, "And I'm deep in dis-pear."
Drew Hastings - Erectile Dysfunction
My penis was so shiny I could do my hair in it.
Tags: Drew Hastings (8), sex (1269), mental health (219)
Posted: 01/03/03
Views: 3,469
Gabriel Iglesias - Kids Discovering Late Night TV
Gabriel Iglesias talks about the first time he got a chance to watch late night cable.
Tags: Gabriel Iglesias (21), sex (1269), impressions (300)
Posted: 10/12/09
Views: 42,915
Greg Behrendt - Unsexy Animal Noises
If you're going to make an animal sound during sex, you should probably practice it first.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (28), sex (1269), men/women (987)
Posted: 11/06/09
Views: 3,767
Greg Behrendt - Talk About Sex
Do you know what's not helpful during sex? An audible disappointed breathing sound.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (28), sex (1269), observational (326)
Posted: 11/06/09
Views: 60
Ricky Gervais - Rotund Comic
Ricky's weight has become somewhat of an issue for the paparazzi and newspapers.
Tags: Ricky Gervais (17), sex (1269), storyteller (261)
Posted: 07/14/09
Views: 12,430
Greg Giraldo - DVD Exclusive - Marsupial Sex
Given the choice of kangaroo sex and koala sex, you'd probably be wise to go with the koala sex.
Tags: Greg Giraldo (41), sex (1269), animals (783)
Posted: 10/14/09
Views: 711
Greg Behrendt - Relationships
What does Greg know about getting into relationships? He wrote two books about getting out of them.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (28), sex (1269), men/women (987)
Posted: 11/06/09
Views: 104
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