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Nelly's pretty cool. He's got this one song where he talks about how hot it is and how this girl should just take her clothes off. But then the girl's like, 'It is hot in here. I'm going to take my clothes off.' And I'm like, 'Damn, this guy's like a hypnotist.'
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Posted: 02/19/04

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