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One day, an 80-year-old man comes home and finds his 80-year-old wife doing a handstand, naked, against a wall.

Shocked, he asks, "What are you doing?"

She responds, "I know you can't get it up, but maybe you can drop in."
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Posted: 12/01/08

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