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"As a reward for freeing me, I shall grant you three wishes," says the genie, "But, whatever you wish for, your most hated enemy shall receive twice over."
"Let's see. My first wish is to live in a 10-story luxury mansion." The genie claps his hands, and suddenly the man's small bungalow transforms into a beautiful house. He looks over to see Jones, his most hated enemy and next door neighbor, standing in the doorway of his new 20-story mansion.
"Now I want 50 of the most beautiful women imaginable," says the man. The man's wish is granted, but he is annoyed to see Jones surrounded by a harem of 100 women, all twice as attractive.
"For my final wish," says the man, "I want to lose a testicle."
Greg Behrendt - Unsexy Animal Noises
If you're going to make an animal sound during sex, you should probably practice it first.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (28), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 11/06/09
Views: 4,470
Shirley Hemphill - Kinky Sex
Men, you can do what you want, just don't hurt her or wake her up.
Tags: Shirley Hemphill (2), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 10,271
Kathy Griffin - Payback
Kathy wants to slip a sailor a roofie.
Tags: Kathy Griffin (6), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 12/12/97
Views: 6,295
Nick Griffin - Women
I'm not getting smarter about women.
Tags: Nick Griffin (4), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 03/14/08
Views: 5,100
Jake Johannsen - Plastic Doll
Men are quite simple.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 04/03/03
Views: 3,507
Jamie Kennedy - Please Touch It
Guys think that if they can get a woman to touch their penis, they will get sex.
Tags: Jamie Kennedy (14), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 01/13/05
Views: 10,843
Greg Behrendt - Talk About Sex
Do you know what's not helpful during sex? An audible disappointed breathing sound.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (28), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 11/06/09
Views: 9,551
Greg Behrendt - Relationships
What does Greg know about getting into relationships? He wrote two books about getting out of them.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (28), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 11/06/09
Views: 641
Jonathan Solomon - After Sex
It's a beautiful moment when a woman is sexually satisfied.
Tags: Jonathan Solomon (6), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 05/18/93
Views: 1,016
Adam Ferrara - The Hunt
Men live for the hunt; sex is only the end result.
Tags: Adam Ferrara (26), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 12/31/00
Views: 5,127
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