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-- Just get on your hands and knees and bob your head.
-- She's got a couple of nice pumpkins on her porch.
-- If you just lick it, it'll last longer.
-- Have someone check the goodies before they go into your mouth.
Ted Alexandro - Sexy Halloween
Ted Alexandro admires women's taste in sexy clothing.
Tags: Ted Alexandro (21), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 03/09/06
Views: 2,878
Charlie Viracola - Halloween
That pirate that peed in the punchbowl wasn't Charlie.
Tags: Charlie Viracola (10), sex (1283), money (865)
Posted: 11/15/01
Views: 1,144
Rich Vos - Heart-Shaped Tub
Rich had a quite a time to remember in the Poconos.
Tags: Rich Vos (21), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 02/14/08
Views: 10,714
Rene Hicks - Jehovah's Witness
Jehovah's Witnesses don't celebrate holidays.
Tags: Rene Hicks (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 12/17/00
Views: 1,760
Judah Friedlander - Open Mic Challenge - Scary S**t
Enter the Jokes.com Open Mic Challenge! This month's topic: "Scary S**t!"
Tags: Judah Friedlander (5), TV (543), holidays (222)
Posted: 10/07/09
Views: 12,053
Patton Oswalt - Things Have Gotten Dark Again
Patton Oswalt doesn't feel as angry as he used to.
Tags: Patton Oswalt (33), Barack Obama (971), movies (559)
Posted: 11/09/09
Views: 1,723
Jeff Dunham - Take a Day Off
Doesn't your mom deserve a day off?
Tags: Jeff Dunham (73), parents (525), holidays (222)
Posted: 05/08/09
Views: 39,029
Jeff Dunham - Jeff Fafa
Jeff is a mother fa-fa-fa.
Tags: Jeff Dunham (73), parents (525), holidays (222)
Posted: 05/08/09
Views: 46,598
Jeff Dunham - A Mother's Body
Jeff Dunham and Peanut are happy to be alive this Mother's Day.
Tags: Jeff Dunham (73), kids (841), parents (525)
Posted: 05/08/09
Views: 40,005
Jeff Dunham - The Jonas Brothers
Peanut hopes you're proud of your kids.
Tags: Jeff Dunham (73), kids (841), music (727)
Posted: 05/08/09
Views: 29,125
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