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A: Because their husbands have crystal balls.
Paul Provenza - Vegas Is a Family Town
Poker chips, pogs -- what's the difference, really?
Tags: Paul Provenza (15), sex (1283), pop culture (293)
Posted: 03/03/96
Views: 453
Arj Barker - Did You Score?
A date is not a sporting event.
Tags: Arj Barker (21), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 03/30/06
Views: 1,312
Craig Shoemaker - Honesty
Women overrate honesty.
Tags: Craig Shoemaker (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 06/16/05
Views: 1,029
Jon Ross - Dry Spell
Sometimes you're so desperate to get your social life back that you seek out magic.
Tags: Jon Ross (5), sex (1283), books (748)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 225
Norm MacDonald - Hypnotist
Norm went to a hypnotist to quit smoking.
Tags: Norm MacDonald (18), sex (1283), health (976)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,011
Jimmy Carr - Women Who Love Too Much
If you're going bald, stop swallowing.
Tags: Jimmy Carr (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 01/13/05
Views: 2,583
Laura Kightlinger - Love and Sex
Laura has an excuse to avoid anal sex.
Tags: Laura Kightlinger (22), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 05/27/97
Views: 813
Geoff Bolt - Acupuncture
The ear lobe is the nerve center of the body.
Tags: Geoff Bolt (2), health (976), Two Drink Minimum (293)
Posted: 05/23/94
Views: 816
Tommy Davidson - Psychic Hotline
If they're psychic, you shouldn't have to call them.
Tags: Tommy Davidson (13), Premium Blend (750), TV (543)
Posted: 12/20/99
Views: 4,070
James Patterson - Astrological Stereotypes
Astrology is just a new age form of bigotry.
Tags: James Patterson (2), Premium Blend (750), culture (165)
Posted: 12/11/03
Views: 631
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