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After paying her, he drives off, shouting back, "El dollar, counterfeito!"
The prostitute smile and shouts back, "El syphilis, originale!"
Alonzo Bodden - Women Trouble
Women ask men questions that are impossible to answer, like "Do you remember?"
Tags: Alonzo Bodden (8), sex (1269), men/women (987)
Posted: 11/08/02
Views: 1,071
Deon Cole - Getting Deep
It would be cool to have special powers.
Tags: Deon Cole (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1269)
Posted: 03/08/07
Views: 1,443
Al Clethen Jr. - Weird Stuff
In the old days, safe sex meant a padded headboard.
Tags: Al Clethen Jr. (2), sex (1269), money (852)
Posted: 05/23/94
Views: 277
Andrew Donnelly - Super 8 Motel
When Andrew Donnelly travels, he likes to stay in fancy places.
Tags: Andrew Donnelly (2), money (852), travel (306)
Posted: 05/18/04
Views: 692
Tami Vernekoff - Wedding Rings
Girlfriends never brag about their fiances -- it's always about the ring.
Tags: Tami Vernekoff (2), money (852), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 11/22/02
Views: 370
Bill Kirchenbauer - Moving
Bill has to pay a sewer bill in his new township.
Tags: Bill Kirchenbauer (4), money (852), The A-List (491)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 140
Steve Byrne - Hearing Sex
It's uncomfortable when you hear people having sex.
Tags: Steve Byrne (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1269)
Posted: 03/02/06
Views: 13,402
Mark Gross - Specific Shapes
It'd be a lot easier to find your mate for life if we all had our own specific genital shapes.
Tags: Mark Gross (2), sex (1269), money (852)
Posted: 01/18/01
Views: 1,915
Kathleen Madigan - China
China can be like a big 'Where's Waldo?' book with a tourist as Waldo.
Tags: Kathleen Madigan (16), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (852)
Posted: 07/04/00
Views: 1,125
Carol Leifer - Hotel Minibar
Jews will sit around and stare at the price list, mesmerized.
Tags: Carol Leifer (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (852)
Posted: 03/20/03
Views: 175
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