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I got in trouble because
I came here, and I said, 'Hey, San Francisco! There's a lot of races here. I want to go find the beaners.' So I look on the map... I kept looking on the map for something beaner, and then I went 'Oh there's where the beaners hang out obviously: Castro.' How you gonna name the gay neighborhood after us, man? I thought I was gonna go hang out with beaners -- I got f**ked. That ain't right, man.
Carlos Mencia - Beautiful Life
Life doesn't end with one big joke.
Tags: Carlos Mencia (52), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814)
Posted: 06/23/02
Views: 3,980
Carlos Mencia - Ethnic Hierarchies
For every race, there are different levels within it.
Tags: Carlos Mencia (52), ethnic (814), culture (165)
Posted: 03/11/06
Views: 8,164
Carlos Mencia - Ethnic Sensitivity
You can't have feelings in America anymore.
Tags: Carlos Mencia (52), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814)
Posted: 06/23/02
Views: 5,605
Carlos Mencia - Venting
Venting is good for your health.
Tags: Carlos Mencia (52), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814)
Posted: 06/23/02
Views: 2,653
Carlos Mencia - Castro District, San Francisco
San Francisco needs to name its neighborhoods properly.
Tags: Carlos Mencia (52), ethnic (814), gay/homosexual (633)
Posted: 03/11/06
Views: 2,356
Carlos Mencia - Mexican NASCAR
White people have no business driving a car sponsored by Home Depot.
Tags: Carlos Mencia (52), ethnic (814), sports (631)
Posted: 03/11/06
Views: 7,193
Carlos Mencia - Dog the Bounty Hunter
I'm not racist! I say racist things all the time!
Tags: Carlos Mencia (52),
Posted: 05/18/08
Views: 67,863
Carlos Mencia - Ethnic Advertising
Hook yourself up with some KFC, dog.
Tags: Carlos Mencia (52), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814)
Posted: 06/23/02
Views: 1,426
Carlos Mencia - Middle Eastern Guy
America already has an atomic bomb and has used it -- twice.
Tags: Carlos Mencia (52), ethnic (814), wars (467)
Posted: 03/11/06
Views: 7,426
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