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Boris Hamilton: Sexual Distraction
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Every time I have sex
with a woman, I'm convinced she's trying to distract me while someone steals my car. And then you realize, 'Oh nobody wants a Suzuki Samurai that bad. It's my lucky day. I should be enjoying my sex.'
Boris Hamilton - Distraction
Boris should just enjoy having sex.
Tags: Boris Hamilton (2), sex (1283), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 03/24/05
Views: 194
Corey Holcomb - Kelley's Blue Book for Women
Corey rates a 31-year-old with a bad attitude.
Tags: Corey Holcomb (11), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 07/21/05
Views: 6,155
Doug Benson - Delightful Surprise
Doug Benson makes an attempt at more relatable comedy.
Tags: Doug Benson (29), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 03/04/04
Views: 1,155
Paul Kozlowski - Premature
Ejaculating one minute into the sex act isn't funny.
Tags: Paul Kozlowski (3), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 569
Charlie Viracola - Cell Phones
Charlie takes advantage of his nighttime minutes.
Tags: Charlie Viracola (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 05/15/03
Views: 607
Charlie Viracola - We the People
Charlie reads the Declaration of Planet Charlie.
Tags: Charlie Viracola (10), George W. Bush (2037), Comedy Central Presents (1821)
Posted: 05/15/03
Views: 469
Jeff Stilson - Secret to Success
The secret to a successful marriage is low expectations.
Tags: Jeff Stilson (17), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 05/22/03
Views: 480
Jeff Marder - Both Hemispheres of Your Brain
When cows laugh, does milk come out of their noses?
Tags: Jeff Marder (5), sex (1283), health (976)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 617
Rene Hicks - Grandfather's View on Homosexuality
Boys aren't gay; they're just lazy.
Tags: Rene Hicks (12), sex (1283), religion (776)
Posted: 12/20/99
Views: 952
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