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No man who has the option to spend his weekends down in a border town whorehouse getting his a**hole tickled is instead going to choose... to lock himself in a laboratory in order to design the ultimate clock.
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Posted: 03/18/04

Bob Oschack - Marriage Appreciation

Single guys reap the benefits that married men provide in society.

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Posted: 03/18/04
Views: 827

D.L. Hughley - University Study

Fellatio may significantly decrease the rate of breast cancer in women.

Tags: sex (1283), men/women (1003)

Posted: 05/14/05
Views: 2,403

Bob Oschack - The Rule of Marriage

The way to make a marriage last is to control your behavior, not your thoughts.

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Posted: 01/02/03
Views: 418

Bob Oschack - Heroes

Bob thinks he's a hero for being married.

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Posted: 03/18/04
Views: 308

Bob Oschack - Masturbation

Bob's wife has no idea how much he masturbates.

Tags: Bob Oschack (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)

Posted: 03/18/04
Views: 1,364

Bob Oschack - Renting Pornography

Bob Oschack is "Jerk Happy Bob."

Tags: Bob Oschack (10), sex (1283), movies (559)

Posted: 12/15/04
Views: 3,414

Bob Oschack - New Year's Resolution

Bob is determined to keep his New Year's resolution.

Tags: Bob Oschack (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)

Posted: 03/18/04
Views: 453

Tom Shillue - Wild Kingdom

"Wild Kingdom" never checked up on the animals they tagged.

Tags: Tom Shillue (18), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)

Posted: 05/05/05
Views: 331

Nick Swardson - Jane Goodall

After six years of studying apes in the mountains, Jane Goodall just left.

Tags: Nick Swardson (32), Comedy Central Presents (1821), animals (791)

Posted: 04/06/06
Views: 5,662

Bob Oschack - New Baby

Bob's friends don't get the whole baby thing.

Tags: Bob Oschack (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)

Posted: 03/18/04
Views: 1,755

 
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