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Bob Oschack: Goldfish Sex
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There are some nights, when it comes to sex, I'm like one of those goldfish you used to win as a party favor.... Sure, I'll twitch around for a couple minutes, but before you know it, I'm flat on my back.
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Posted: 03/18/04

Bob Oschack - The Rule of Marriage

The way to make a marriage last is to control your behavior, not your thoughts.

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Posted: 01/02/03
Views: 418

Bob Oschack - Heroes

Bob thinks he's a hero for being married.

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Posted: 03/18/04
Views: 308

Bob Oschack - Marriage Appreciation

Single guys reap the benefits that married men provide in society.

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Posted: 03/18/04
Views: 827

Bob Oschack - Masturbation

Bob's wife has no idea how much he masturbates.

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Posted: 03/18/04
Views: 1,364

Bob Oschack - Renting Pornography

Bob Oschack is "Jerk Happy Bob."

Tags: Bob Oschack (10), sex (1283), movies (559)

Posted: 12/15/04
Views: 3,414

Bob Oschack - New Year's Resolution

Bob is determined to keep his New Year's resolution.

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Posted: 03/18/04
Views: 453

Brendon Walsh - Penis Nicknames

Nicknaming your boyfriend's penis is awesome.

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Posted: 02/02/06
Views: 2,421

Rodney Johnson - Safe Sex

If you're skinny or sweating, Rodney Johnson will not touch you.

Tags: Rodney Johnson (3), sex (1283), health (976)

Posted: 10/25/93
Views: 1,950

Jeff Dunham - Walter

Walter hates this damn job.

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Posted: 01/10/00
Views: 81,607

Owen Smith - Simple Minded

Men will take any woman home with them.

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Posted: 01/23/03
Views: 602

 
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