He watches a lot of porno. Well, three minutes of it.
My penis was so shiny I could do my hair in it.
Deer didn't put a hole in the ozone layer.
Women always think men prefer big breasts, but really small breasts have more personality.
Guys will always appreciate oral sex, even if their house just burnt down.
It's revolutionized the way we look for pictures of women shoving baked goods inside themselves.
You don't just do the anal sex. You need supplies, like gels and road flares.

