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I don't have much of
a memory at all. No, I really don't. I think it's the drugs -- prescription and some under the counter, as well -- but, I mean, it's just gone. I'm really bad with names. I mean, I can meet someone, they tell me their name, I'm looking them right in the eye -- it goes in one ear, out the other. Then I'm just sitting there staring right at him, thinking, 'I wonder if he has any drugs? That's a big pinky nail for a man.'
Sean Rouse - Drug Effects
Sean only uses the n-word when making love to his black girlfriend.
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Posted: 12/04/03
Views: 431
Zach Galifianakis - Family Dispute
What happened in Zach's family?
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Posted: 12/06/08
Views: 3,366
Lisa Lampanelli - Pickle Kisser
Andy Dick is a crazy bitch!
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Posted: 12/03/08
Views: 71,981
Nick Thune - Stoned
You've got Danny's phone. Leave a messages.
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Posted: 01/01/08
Views: 17,153
Paul F. Tompkins - Crackle
Crack wouldn't be a problem if it was called "crackle."
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Posted: 03/13/02
Views: 3,056
Tom Cotter - Extreme Sports
What makes skateboarding extreme but not football?
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Posted: 03/11/04
Views: 3,637
Dan Naturman - Doctors
Doctors don't do anything except send you to other doctors and then send you bills.
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Posted: 04/14/05
Views: 1,730
Wil Shriner - Working Comedy
Every 30 seconds, a comedian bombs somewhere.
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Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 569
Jamie Kennedy - Smoking Pot
Smoke pot -- get paid.
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Posted: 03/03/05
Views: 4,840
Dan Levy - Amsterdam
Some Amsterdam activities don't mix.
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Posted: 02/06/09
Views: 4,155
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