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I don't drink as much
as I used to. I don't like those hangovers anymore. Wake up with a splitting headache; your memory comes back like a little radio in your head -- 'Good morning, fool. It's time for the news. You got drunk last night, and you hit on some of the ugliest humans on Earth. Fortunately, you were rejected by all of them. On the financial scene, you blew all your rent money trying to buy condoms from a Pepsi machine. And on the lighter side of the news, you threw up on your front door. But you were at the wrong house, so it turned out OK.'
Ty Barnett - Beauty Tricks
Women who wear girdles are deceptive.
Tags: Ty Barnett (10), Comedy Central Presents (1803), men/women (919)
Posted: 02/16/06
Views: 1,027
Billy D. Washington - Dog Flight
Flight attendants used to be good looking.
Tags: Billy D. Washington (1), sex (983), men/women (919)
Posted: 10/18/01
Views: 1,957
Jimmy Pardo - Haircut Woes
Jimmy's clipper makes a noise it shouldn't make.
Tags: Jimmy Pardo (8), Comedy Central Presents (1803), money (470)
Posted: 06/30/02
Views: 472
Jimmy Pardo - Buxom Barber
Jimmy is trapped by his barber's breasts.
Tags: Jimmy Pardo (8), Comedy Central Presents (1803), sex (983)
Posted: 06/30/02
Views: 1,208
Sebastian Maniscalco - Dress for Less
Irregular clothes aren't a good deal.
Tags: Sebastian Maniscalco (8), Comedy Central Presents (1803), money (470)
Posted: 01/17/08
Views: 11,957
Margaret Smith - Jockey Underwear
Margaret wears 100% cotton underwear so she can breathe.
Tags: Margaret Smith (20), Comedy Central Presents (1803), money (470)
Posted: 06/04/99
Views: 1,151
Jimmy Dore - Growing Up Poor
As a kid, Jimmy wore clothes from the Sears outlet.
Tags: Jimmy Dore (16), money (470), growing up (423)
Posted: 12/15/04
Views: 2,965
Jimmy Pardo - Do It Yourself Haircut
Jimmy thinks it's a good idea to cut his own hair.
Tags: Jimmy Pardo (8), Comedy Central Presents (1803), money (470)
Posted: 06/30/02
Views: 586
Paul Mecurio - Bargain Basement Stores
Paul shops at bargain basement clothing stores now.
Tags: Paul Mecurio (12), Comedy Central Presents (1803), money (470)
Posted: 05/20/04
Views: 840
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