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Scott Thompson: When Gay Got Embarrassing
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I used to identify myself
as gay until gay got embarrassing. I don't know when that happened, maybe when Tinky Winky was dragged out of the closet? Or it might have been when Chastity Bono was named the head of the movement?
Scott Thompson - Canadian
Canadians quietly hate Americans.
Tags: Scott Thompson (10), gay/homosexual (633), America (446)
Posted: 05/22/99
Views: 564
Scott Thompson - Kids in the Hall
Scott used to try to get the Kids in the Hall to dress in pantsuits and lip gloss.
Tags: sex (1283), Pulp Comics (88)
Posted: 05/22/99
Views: 130
Doug Benson - Movie Quotes
Doug Benson shouldn't have quoted "Babe" on a recent date.
Tags: Doug Benson (29), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 03/04/04
Views: 5,355
Richard Lewis - Someone Who Doesn't Love You
You know she doesn't want you when she wears repellent and turtleneck lingerie.
Tags: Richard Lewis (69), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 354
David Feldman - Sexism
If women ran the world, there'd be no wars.
Tags: David Feldman (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 06/19/03
Views: 409
John Henton - Suing the President
It seems like Bill Clinton is getting sued by women everywhere.
Tags: John Henton (3), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 09/04/98
Views: 290
Stephen Lynch - Hermaphrodite
Stephen sings about his experience with a hermaphrodite.
Tags: Stephen Lynch (32), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 08/01/00
Views: 7,096
Tammy Pescatelli - This Old Ho
Whatever happened to class?
Tags: Tammy Pescatelli (8), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 03/23/06
Views: 3,511
Doug Stanhope - The Ugly One
Nobody ever talks about being the ugly one in drunken hookups.
Tags: Doug Stanhope (12), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 09/04/98
Views: 1,165
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