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I used to identify myself as gay until gay got embarrassing. I don't know when that happened, maybe when Tinky Winky was dragged out of the closet? Or it might have been when Chastity Bono was named the head of the movement?
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Posted: 05/22/99

Scott Thompson - Hollywood

Dave Foley has stayed "people."

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Posted: 05/22/99
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Scott Thompson - Canadian

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It's time for a female president.

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