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Posted: 05/22/99

Scott Thompson - Passing

Canadians pass until they have to use "out," "about" or "sorry," then the jig is up.

Tags: Scott Thompson (10), ethnic (814), America (446)

Posted: 05/22/99
Views: 369

Scott Thompson - Hollywood

Dave Foley has stayed "people."

Tags: sex (1283), ethnic (814)

Posted: 05/22/99
Views: 112

Scott Thompson - TV Belgique Presents

Sandrine Godard of TV Belgique presents Scott Thompson.

Tags: Scott Thompson (10), TV (543), Canada (202)

Posted: 05/22/99
Views: 450

Christopher Titus - British Security

British security let a man in a Batman costume climb Buckingham Palace.

Tags: Christopher Titus (22), ethnic (814), America (446)

Posted: 07/20/06
Views: 4,227

Scott Thompson - Canadian

Canadians quietly hate Americans.

Tags: Scott Thompson (10), gay/homosexual (633), America (446)

Posted: 05/22/99
Views: 564

Scott Thompson - Plane Hijack

Don't kill the Canadians.

Tags: Scott Thompson (10), America (446), terrorism (439)

Posted: 05/22/99
Views: 418

Scott Thompson - The French

The moment the French get out of hand, you've got to smack them down.

Tags: food (804), dating (656)

Posted: 05/22/99
Views: 278

Scott Thompson - Kids in the Hall

Scott used to try to get the Kids in the Hall to dress in pantsuits and lip gloss.

Tags: sex (1283), Pulp Comics (88)

Posted: 05/22/99
Views: 130

Scott Thompson - Canada is the Ugly Friend

America's the pretty girl.

Tags: America (446), lookin' good (369)

Posted: 05/22/99
Views: 164

 
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