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Sandra Bernhard: On Breast Implants
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They leak, you know, once you get them in there. Sometimes they leak the fluid out which is lovely. And then you can't fly in the Concorde because they explode. So, forget going to the moon or Paris -- course, they're both the same, so you know. Just stay at home if you have breast implants or just stay at low altitudes.
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See Sandra Bernhard Tell It » Sandra Bernhard - Breast Implants Getting breast implants is kind of dangerous.
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Posted: 02/24/92

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Getting breast implants is kind of dangerous.

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