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Sam Tripoli: Right Place at the Right Time
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Life is all about luck. It's about being in the right place at the right time, that's all it is. The best example of that has to be Angelina Jolie's Cambodian kid, huh? Talk about being in the right orphanage in the right third world country!
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Posted: 01/22/04

Sam Tripoli - Furry Back People

Pain is having to shave off a unibrow everyday just so women will talk to you.

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Posted: 01/22/04
Views: 280

Nick Swardson - Kids Love Pokemon

Talking about Pokemon can be compared to talking about bathroom products.

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Posted: 04/06/06
Views: 5,280

Nick Swardson - Old Video Games

Older video games must sound crazy to kids today.

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Posted: 04/06/06
Views: 39,137

Jeff Garcia - Kids

Jeff's kids get in the way of his sex life.

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Posted: 05/04/06
Views: 3,185

Dave Nystrom - Pregnant Doll

Dave Nystrom understands why there was an outrage over a pregnant doll.

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Posted: 07/27/06
Views: 901

Tracy Morgan - Baby Rappers

If you're a rapper and you smile, you get beat up.

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Posted: 08/25/02
Views: 2,248

Tom Kenny - Titanic

Teenage girls are fixated on "Titanic."

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Posted: 05/22/98
Views: 831

Sam Tripoli - Stripper in a Wheelchair

Sometimes you find your heroes in weird places.

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Posted: 01/22/04
Views: 947

Wayne Federman - Book of Questions

"The Book of Answers" would be better than "The Book of Questions."

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Posted: 08/14/03
Views: 146

Tom Cotter - Kid Games

Playing musical chairs teaches you not to share.

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Posted: 03/11/04
Views: 1,132

 
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