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Sam Tripoli: Right Place at the Right Time
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Life is all about luck. It's about being in the right place at the right time, that's all it is. The best example of that has to be Angelina Jolie's Cambodian kid, huh? Talk about being in the right orphanage in the right third world country!
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Posted: 01/22/04

Sam Tripoli - Furry Back People

Pain is having to shave off a unibrow everyday just so women will talk to you.

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Posted: 01/22/04
Views: 404

Dave Nystrom - Pregnant Doll

Dave Nystrom understands why there was an outrage over a pregnant doll.

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Posted: 07/27/06
Views: 1,022

Tracy Morgan - Baby Rappers

If you're a rapper and you smile, you get beat up.

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Posted: 08/25/02
Views: 2,508

Tom Kenny - Titanic

Teenage girls are fixated on "Titanic."

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Posted: 05/22/98
Views: 959

Nick Swardson - Kids Love Pokemon

Talking about Pokemon can be compared to talking about bathroom products.

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Posted: 04/06/06
Views: 6,140

Nick Swardson - Old Video Games

Older video games must sound crazy to kids today.

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Posted: 04/06/06
Views: 42,006

Jeff Garcia - Kids

Jeff's kids get in the way of his sex life.

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Posted: 05/04/06
Views: 3,703

Sam Tripoli - Stripper in a Wheelchair

Sometimes you find your heroes in weird places.

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Posted: 01/22/04
Views: 1,387

Tommy Davidson - Scooby Smoked Weed

Have you ever broken "Scooby Doo" down?

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Posted: 01/10/00
Views: 3,220

D.C. Curry - Child Pressure

You don't owe your kids a damn thing.

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Posted: 08/24/00
Views: 2,322

 
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