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Nobody likes us, nobody. Try to go down to the beach, take your shirt off. Babies start crying, women in the corner are puking -- 'Why isn't that dog on a leash?'
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Posted: 01/22/04

Sam Tripoli - Furry Back People

Pain is having to shave off a unibrow everyday just so women will talk to you.

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Posted: 01/22/04
Views: 404

Tom Papa - The Bus

The bus is like a garbage truck of human trash.

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Posted: 02/15/07
Views: 3,183

Pete Dominick - Through the Eyes of a Child

Kids will find your most insecure physical quality and draw the hell out of it.

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Posted: 05/31/07
Views: 2,869

Sam Tripoli - Stripper in a Wheelchair

Sometimes you find your heroes in weird places.

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Posted: 01/22/04
Views: 1,387

Billiam Coronel - SPF 45

SPF 45 is for vampires.

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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 247

Owen Smith - Simple Minded

Men will take any woman home with them.

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Posted: 01/23/03
Views: 693

Open Mic Challenge - Seking7

Seking7 doesn't want to badmouth Charlie Sheen.

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Posted: 07/22/09
Views: 2,026

Charlie Murphy - Ego Driven

All men, whether they admit it or not, have nicknamed their penis at some point.

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Posted: 02/27/10
Views: 1,375

Greg Giraldo - Pride

Greg Giraldo highlights some of the positive aspects of the Puerto Rican Day parade.

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Posted: 08/16/09
Views: 12,890

Aziz Ansari - Jewed Him Over

Oh, those Jews and their 45-minute time windows.

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Posted: 01/13/10
Views: 8,878

 
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