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I'm tellin' ya, Asians are coming in full effect. They're even in the NBA now. What's up, seven-foot-six Yao Ming -- which I'm convinced is three Chinese guys standing on top of each other.
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Posted: 01/22/04

Sam Tripoli - Stripper in a Wheelchair

Sometimes you find your heroes in weird places.

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Bill Santiago - Spanglish

New York City is the capital of Spanglish.

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There was no way the Wright Brothers were getting in that plane.

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The more he tastes success, the less black Tiger Woods becomes.

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Andre Covington - Surfing

Surfing is a white person thing.

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Mark Wheatle - Basketball

Michael Jordan would take pictures in mid-air.

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White people have no business driving a car sponsored by Home Depot.

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Rene Hicks - Rock Climbing

That's a sport you won't see black people participating in.

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