Sabrina Matthews Jokes
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Sabrina Matthews: The Becky Doll
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I think it's really cool
that there's a handicapped toy on the market, you know? Ironically, Becky's wheelchair does not fit through any of the doorways of any of Barbie's dream houses.
Sabrina Matthews - Groceries
Ice cream and tampons usually go together.
Tags: Sabrina Matthews (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), food (804)
Posted: 01/21/01
Views: 1,052
Sabrina Matthews - Fear of Flying
On airplanes, it's 'ladies first' until the plane is about to go down in flames.
Tags: Sabrina Matthews (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 01/21/01
Views: 690
Sabrina Matthews - The Cure
If brail is too big, blind people can't read it.
Tags: Sabrina Matthews (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 01/21/01
Views: 828
Sabrina Matthews - Skirt
Sabrina doesn't wear pantyhose because it makes her leg hair look funny.
Tags: Sabrina Matthews (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 01/21/01
Views: 689
Sabrina Matthews - Could Be the Drugs
Using diet pills as speed can sometimes make you eat really, really fast.
Tags: Sabrina Matthews (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), food (804)
Posted: 01/21/01
Views: 634
Sabrina Matthews - Denny's
Denny's: a place to eat for the tired or wasted.
Tags: Sabrina Matthews (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), food (804)
Posted: 01/21/01
Views: 758
Sabrina Matthews - Lesbian Comedy
"So, I was talking to my boyfriend today..." is a good example of a lesbian telling a straight joke.
Tags: Sabrina Matthews (9), Premium Blend (750), gay/homosexual (633)
Posted: 12/26/97
Views: 967
Sabrina Matthews - Working Out
If you're going to rollerblade, it's important to learn how to brake.
Tags: Sabrina Matthews (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 01/21/01
Views: 526
Sabrina Matthews - Fear of Flying
Be careful at the Dallas/Fort Worth airport if you're celebrating National Coming Out Day.
Tags: Sabrina Matthews (9), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 12/26/97
Views: 856
Jake Johannsen - Introduction of the Band
It's fun to have a band on your show because of all the metal chicks backstage.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), music (727), TV (543)
Posted: 05/25/93
Views: 1,532
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