Sabrina Matthews Jokes
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Sabrina Matthews: Schooling Alanis Morissette
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Isn't it ironic?' No, Alanis,
it's unfortunate. You have listed sh*t for three and a half minutes, and everything you mentioned was unfortunate. Now that you have a billion dollars, perhaps you'd like to buy yourself a dictionary because irony is not a 'black fly in your chardonnay.'
Sabrina Matthews - The Cure
If brail is too big, blind people can't read it.
Tags: Sabrina Matthews (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (987)
Posted: 01/21/01
Views: 806
Sabrina Matthews - Groceries
Ice cream and tampons usually go together.
Tags: Sabrina Matthews (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), food (790)
Posted: 01/21/01
Views: 1,016
Sabrina Matthews - Fear of Flying
On airplanes, it's 'ladies first' until the plane is about to go down in flames.
Tags: Sabrina Matthews (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (987)
Posted: 01/21/01
Views: 690
Taylor Negron - Heineken in the Morning
If Malt-O-Meal isn't handy, just grab a beer.
Tags: Taylor Negron (2), food (790), music (710)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 131
Wayne Federman - Pink Floyd Concert
Wayne should have taken drugs before the Pink Floyd concert.
Tags: Wayne Federman (16), music (710), drugs (630)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 2,017
Greg Behrendt - Bad Boys in Boy Bands
Every boy band has a Designated Badass.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (28), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (987)
Posted: 01/14/01
Views: 2,369
Richard Lewis - Rock 'n' Rock Nicknames
There aren't too many good nicknames left for the next rock 'n' roll legend.
Tags: Richard Lewis (69), music (710), The A-List (491)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 3,176
Jake Johannsen - Introduction of the Band
It's fun to have a band on your show because of all the metal chicks backstage.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), music (710), TV (536)
Posted: 05/25/93
Views: 1,411
Rich Vos - Hotels
Rich fixes the coffee pot.
Tags: Rich Vos (21), Comedy Central Presents (1821), work/office (388)
Posted: 02/14/08
Views: 1,906
Kevin Rooney - Stupid People
Not everyone has the same sense of humor.
Tags: Kevin Rooney (3), The A-List (491), work/office (388)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 470
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