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So, it's National Coming Out Day. I'm walking through Dallas/Fort Worth airport. I got my National Coming Out Day t-shirt on 'cause I'm proud -- got a sweatshirt on over that 'cause I'm smart.
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Posted: 12/26/97

Sabrina Matthews - Fear of Flying

Be careful at the Dallas/Fort Worth airport if you're celebrating National Coming Out Day.

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Posted: 12/26/97
Views: 856

Sabrina Matthews - Fear of Flying

On airplanes, it's 'ladies first' until the plane is about to go down in flames.

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Posted: 01/21/01
Views: 690

Steve Byrne - Hearing Sex

It's uncomfortable when you hear people having sex.

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Posted: 03/02/06
Views: 13,523

Tom Papa - Hotel Behavior

Some of the sperm ABC found in hotels may be Tom Papa's.

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Posted: 08/26/01
Views: 3,012

Joe DeRosa - Sex on the Road

Where do sluts hang out at three in the morning?

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Posted: 02/11/09
Views: 5,541

Judy Gold - Jobs

You've got to love your job to be happy in life.

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Posted: 09/14/00
Views: 321

Nick DiPaolo - Bullet-Proof Condoms

Guys can't feel anything with a condom on.

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Posted: 05/09/02
Views: 716

Sabrina Matthews - Groceries

Ice cream and tampons usually go together.

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Posted: 01/21/01
Views: 1,052

Gabriel Iglesias - Checking in at 1AM

After a missed flight, Gabriel Iglesias has some trouble checking into a hotel at 1am.

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Posted: 10/12/09
Views: 56,503

Jay Mohr - Hotel Rooms

For $160 a night, you better be having sex.

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Posted: 11/20/03
Views: 964

 
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