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They should give this guy
a test, you know, just to see how well the cure is going. Make him sit somewhere in a room with a guy in a lab coat: 'OK, would you say that salmon, mocha and champagne are foods or colors?'
Sabrina Matthews - Fear of Flying
Be careful at the Dallas/Fort Worth airport if you're celebrating National Coming Out Day.
Tags: Sabrina Matthews (9), sex (1202), men/women (1155)
Posted: 12/26/97
Views: 7,519
Sabrina Matthews - Fear of Flying
On airplanes, it's 'ladies first' until the plane is about to go down in flames.
Tags: Sabrina Matthews (9), Comedy Central Presents (2172), men/women (1155)
Posted: 01/21/01
Views: 4,558
Sabrina Matthews - Skirt
Sabrina doesn't wear pantyhose because it makes her leg hair look funny.
Tags: Sabrina Matthews (9), Comedy Central Presents (2172), men/women (1155)
Posted: 01/21/01
Views: 2,125
David Feldman - Sexism
If women ran the world, there'd be no wars.
Tags: David Feldman (14), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 06/19/03
Views: 2,378
John Henton - Suing the President
It seems like Bill Clinton is getting sued by women everywhere.
Tags: John Henton (3), sex (1202), men/women (1155)
Posted: 09/04/98
Views: 1,235
Sabrina Matthews - Working Out
If you're going to rollerblade, it's important to learn how to brake.
Tags: Sabrina Matthews (9), Comedy Central Presents (2172), men/women (1155)
Posted: 01/21/01
Views: 1,817
Sabrina Matthews - The Cure
If brail is too big, blind people can't read it.
Tags: Sabrina Matthews (9), Comedy Central Presents (2172), men/women (1155)
Posted: 01/21/01
Views: 2,650
Steve Marmel - Affairs
Every president has had extra-marital affairs.
Tags: Steve Marmel (7), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 05/15/00
Views: 1,796
Drew Fraser - Government Drugs
Why would anyone want an eight hour erection?
Tags: Drew Fraser (7), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 03/31/05
Views: 6,087
Jonathan Katz - Happily Married
Lately, Jonathan thinks that his wife is having an affair.
Tags: Jonathan Katz (8), sex (1202), men/women (1155)
Posted: 05/23/94
Views: 1,774
