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Rylee Newton: L.A.'s Beauty Standards
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L.A. has some pretty tough beauty standards, if I don't say so myself. Because in Oregon, on a good day, I'm like a six or a seven -- I'm not trying to brag -- but in Los Angeles, I'm a man.
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See Rylee Newton Tell It » Rylee Newton - L.A.'s Standards People in Los Angeles don't know what to do with a woman who has a little flesh on her.
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