Rylee Newton: A Little Flesh in Los Angeles | Rylee Newton | Jokes.com

People in Los Angeles don't know what to do with a woman who has a little flesh on her.

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Posted: 11/27/03
Views: 1,208

It's not attractive for a man or women to wear a tight shirt with their stomach hanging out.

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Posted: 07/26/10
Views: 6,436

Two inches of hair is the difference between hot, sexy super model and religious fanatic.

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Posted: 04/16/10
Views: 27,585

Balls look like that thing hanging off a rooster's chin.

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Posted: 08/02/10
Views: 90,647

Michael Ian Black's snarky comebacks have been getting him "that look" from girls his entire life.

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Posted: 08/06/11
Views: 1,976

Sheryl teaches women how to take care of themselves.

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Posted: 05/29/03
Views: 8,908

Eliot Chang loses control of his inner voice when he sees a really hot ass on the street.

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Posted: 04/23/10
Views: 8,270

Coffeehouses in Amsterdam are Walter's favorite coffee places ever.

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SPF 45 is for vampires.

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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 495

If Tom Segura had $350 million, he would spend it buying teeth for other people.

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Posted: 01/21/11
Views: 8,047