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There was a man getting
on my flight, he only had one arm, just one... I'm watching him get on the plane, and all I could think was 'Please let me sit next to him.' And I did. Wrong side. Believe me when I tell you, he fought for the arm rest.
Ryan Stout - One-Armed Man
A one-armed man will fight for his arm rest.
Tags: Ryan Stout (4), sex (1283), health (976)
Posted: 05/24/07
Views: 832
Ryan Stout - Laughter
Ryan likes to hear a laugh that comes from human empathy.
Tags: Ryan Stout (4), imitations (772), work/office (398)
Posted: 05/24/07
Views: 1,181
Ryan Stout - American Humor
Ryan thinks that America has a sick sense of humor.
Tags: Ryan Stout (4), ethnic (814), America (446)
Posted: 05/24/07
Views: 732
Ryan Stout - President
A woman could never be president.
Tags: Ryan Stout (4), men/women (1003), ethnic (814)
Posted: 05/24/07
Views: 574
Paul Provenza - In Case of an Emergency
Dead passengers may also be used as flotation devices.
Tags: Paul Provenza (15), flying (181), dark (83)
Posted: 03/03/96
Views: 297
Paul F. Tompkins - Daylight Saving Time
It's an hour. That's it. It's not that hard to get used to.
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (22), imitations (772), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 09/04/98
Views: 2,607
Brian Haley - Miniature Pillows
Brian requests miniature pillows.
Tags: Brian Haley (3), The A-List (491), flying (181)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 272
Tony Stone - Brave Pilots
Pilots must be the bravest people on the planet.
Tags: Tony Stone (2), travel (310), Two Drink Minimum (293)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 755
Jake Johannsen - Airport Escort
Once Jake gets off the plane, he's like a puppy waiting at the animal shelter.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), Two Drink Minimum (293), mental health (221)
Posted: 05/20/93
Views: 1,526
Ron Lynch - Broken Intercom
Flying is weird when the intercom doesn't work.
Tags: Ron Lynch (3), kids (841), Two Drink Minimum (293)
Posted: 05/20/93
Views: 992
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