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There was a man getting
on my flight, he only had one arm, just one... I'm watching him get on the plane, and all I could think was 'Please let me sit next to him.' And I did. Wrong side. Believe me when I tell you, he fought for the arm rest.
Ryan Stout - One-Armed Man
A one-armed man will fight for his arm rest.
Tags: Ryan Stout (4), sex (1269), health (956)
Posted: 05/24/07
Views: 813
Ryan Stout - Laughter
Ryan likes to hear a laugh that comes from human empathy.
Tags: Ryan Stout (4), imitations (770), work/office (388)
Posted: 05/24/07
Views: 1,147
Ryan Stout - American Humor
Ryan thinks that America has a sick sense of humor.
Tags: Ryan Stout (4), ethnic (813), America (446)
Posted: 05/24/07
Views: 718
Ryan Stout - President
A woman could never be president.
Tags: Ryan Stout (4), men/women (987), ethnic (813)
Posted: 05/24/07
Views: 562
Jake Johannsen - Airport Escort
Once Jake gets off the plane, he's like a puppy waiting at the animal shelter.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), Two Drink Minimum (293), mental health (219)
Posted: 05/20/93
Views: 1,451
Ron Lynch - Broken Intercom
Flying is weird when the intercom doesn't work.
Tags: Ron Lynch (3), kids (828), Two Drink Minimum (293)
Posted: 05/20/93
Views: 981
Brian Haley - Miniature Pillows
Brian requests miniature pillows.
Tags: Brian Haley (3), The A-List (491), flying (179)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 266
Tony Stone - Brave Pilots
Pilots must be the bravest people on the planet.
Tags: Tony Stone (2), travel (306), Two Drink Minimum (293)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 737
Paul F. Tompkins - Daylight Saving Time
It's an hour. That's it. It's not that hard to get used to.
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (19), imitations (770), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 09/04/98
Views: 2,554
Paul Provenza - In Case of an Emergency
Dead passengers may also be used as flotation devices.
Tags: Paul Provenza (15), flying (179), dark (84)
Posted: 03/03/96
Views: 294
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