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I do think this country is very hesitant to elect a black president because of that old saying, 'Once you go black, you never go back.' And I think we're hesitant to elect a woman president because of the even older saying, 'A woman could never be president.'
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Posted: 05/24/07

Ryan Stout - President

A woman could never be president.

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Ryan thinks that America has a sick sense of humor.

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We got women doing everything now.

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Sisters can be rough.

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