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I do think this country is very hesitant to elect a black president because of that old saying, 'Once you go black, you never go back.' And I think we're hesitant to elect a woman president because of the even older saying, 'A woman could never be president.'
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Posted: 05/24/07

Ryan Stout - President

A woman could never be president.

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Posted: 05/24/07
Views: 705

Ryan Stout - American Humor

Ryan thinks that America has a sick sense of humor.

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Posted: 05/24/07
Views: 913

Vanessa Hollingshead - America

Americans rush to do nothing.

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Tess - Women in Politics

Condoleezza Rice is a great liar.

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Ryan Stout - Laughter

Ryan likes to hear a laugh that comes from human empathy.

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Posted: 05/24/07
Views: 1,432

Jimmie Walker - Women

We got women doing everything now.

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Ryan Stout - One-Armed Man

A one-armed man will fight for his arm rest.

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Greg Giraldo - Pride

Greg Giraldo highlights some of the positive aspects of the Puerto Rican Day parade.

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Patrice O'Neal - Ass Chart

White girls used to be notorious for flat asses.

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A.J. Jamal - White Girls

Sisters can be rough.

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