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I do think this country is very hesitant to elect a black president because of that old saying, 'Once you go black, you never go back.' And I think we're hesitant to elect a woman president because of the even older saying, 'A woman could never be president.'
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Posted: 10/30/08

Patrice O'Neal - Ass Chart

White girls used to be notorious for flat asses.

Tags: Patrice O'Neal (35), Comedy Central Presents (1779), men/women (839)

Posted: 04/10/03
Views: 2,027

A.J. Jamal - White Girls

Sisters can be rough.

Tags: A.J. Jamal (46), men/women (839), ethnic (690)

Posted: 10/25/93
Views: 1,075

Tony Rock - Black Superhero

If you're white and you run fast and jump high, you're a superhero.

Tags: Tony Rock (2), men/women (839), Premium Blend (749)

Posted: 01/18/01
Views: 763

Doug Williams - When Police Show Up

When the police come, they always believe the woman.

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Posted: 03/31/05
Views: 376

Jeff Cesario - Kids

Jeff's sperm recently went from the freestyle to the doggie paddle.

Tags: Jeff Cesario (11), Comedy Central Presents (1779), sex (905)

Posted: 03/24/05
Views: 432

James Hannah - Songs for Women

Men don't get the same treatment in songs as women do.

Tags: James Hannah (3), men/women (839), ethnic (690)

Posted: 11/04/93
Views: 247

Ajai Sanders - Quite Black Men

Ajai likes her men quite black.

Tags: Ajai Sanders (2), men/women (839), ethnic (690)

Posted: 05/11/94
Views: 202

Arnez J - Women Fighting

Most men can talk their way out of a fight, but black women will fight at the drop of a hat.

Tags: Comedy Central Presents (1779), men/women (839)

Posted: 08/28/03
Views: 1,222

Sheryl Underwood - Single Ladies

White men are eager to please.

Tags: Sheryl Underwood (7), Comedy Central Presents (1779), sex (905)

Posted: 05/29/03
Views: 1,739

Sheryl Underwood - Advice for Ladies

Sheryl teaches women how to take care of themselves.

Tags: Sheryl Underwood (7), Comedy Central Presents (1779), men/women (839)

Posted: 05/29/03
Views: 905

 

Earthquake: O.J. Messed It Up

I was going to get me a white woman, but O.J. messed it up for everybody. He set interracial dating back a thousand years.  
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Posted 10/30/2008
Tags:  men/women (1861),  news & politics (685),  dating (468)

Madame President

What would a female president's husband be called?

Bill Clinton.  
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Posted 10/30/2008
Tags:  men/women (1861),  news & politics (685)

Lizz Winstead: Jesse Helms

You know the last time Jesse Helms kissed a Jew, he got 30 pieces of silver for it.  
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Posted 10/30/2008
Tags:  news & politics (685),  religion (552),  ethnic (409)

Lizz Winstead: KKK Highway

The Ku Klux Klan actually adopted a highway, which is futile, because that just means, anywhere you go, there's just going to be white trash on the...  
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Posted 10/30/2008
Tags:  news & politics (685),  ethnic (409),  Lizz Winstead (22)

Chuck Booms: Diversity News

We've got to have every goddamn nationality at that news desk. I am so sick of that sh*t I could scream. Give me four white guys, four black guys,...  
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Posted 10/30/2008
Tags:  pop culture (813),  news & politics (685),  ethnic (409)

Steve Marmel: On Reverend Al Sharpton

No matter what the issue is, he has the pat African American answer. He's like the black See and Say, just pull the string: 'The cops were...  
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Posted 10/30/2008
Tags:  news & politics (685),  ethnic (409),  laws (207)

Tom Papa: Subway Terrorism

They always say they want to get back at Americans by blowing up the subways. Have you been in the subways? There's hardly an American down there.  
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Posted 10/30/2008
Tags:  news & politics (685),  ethnic (409),  city (221)

Dwayne Kennedy: On 9/11

One, it was a tragic and senseless loss of human life, of course. And two, it kind of f**ked up my 'the white man is the devil' theory. Pretty much...  
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Posted 10/30/2008
Tags:  news & politics (685),  ethnic (409),  terrorism (49)

Sheryl Underwood: No Black Serial Killers

Black folk ain't going to kill over and over and over again, you know what I'm saying? That's too much like work; that's a career.  
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Posted 10/30/2008
Tags:  news & politics (685),  ethnic (409),  Sheryl Underwood (7)

Rudy Rush: Al Sharpton for President

White people, let me tell y'all something, y'all ain't gotta worry -- black people ain't votin' for no brotha with no perm.  
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Posted 10/30/2008
Tags:  news & politics (685),  lookin' good (413),  ethnic (409)
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