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White girls used to be notorious for flat asses.
Sisters can be rough.
If you're white and you run fast and jump high, you're a superhero.
When the police come, they always believe the woman.
Jeff's sperm recently went from the freestyle to the doggie paddle.
Men don't get the same treatment in songs as women do.
Ajai likes her men quite black.
Most men can talk their way out of a fight, but black women will fight at the drop of a hat.
White men are eager to please.
Sheryl teaches women how to take care of themselves.
I was going to get me a white woman, but O.J. messed it up for
everybody. He set interracial dating back a thousand years.
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What would a female president's husband be called?
Bill
Clinton.
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You know the last time Jesse Helms kissed a Jew, he got 30
pieces of silver for it.
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The Ku Klux Klan actually adopted a highway, which is futile,
because that just means, anywhere you go, there's just going to be white trash on the...
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We've got to have every goddamn nationality at that news desk.
I am so sick of that sh*t I could scream. Give me four white guys, four black guys,...
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No matter what the issue is, he has the pat African American
answer. He's like the black See and Say, just pull the string: 'The cops were...
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They always say they want to get back at Americans by blowing
up the subways. Have you been in the subways? There's hardly an American down there.
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One, it was a tragic and senseless loss of human life, of
course. And two, it kind of f**ked up my 'the white man is the devil' theory. Pretty much...
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Black folk ain't going to kill over and over and over again,
you know what I'm saying? That's too much like work; that's a career.
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White people, let me tell y'all something, y'all ain't gotta
worry -- black people ain't votin' for no brotha with no perm.
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