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I saw an ad, $295
per eye. That seems a little bit low. I'm not into bargain surgery. You know, I don't need a coupon clip for anything that involves a laser and my eyeball. $295 per eye? Who's not getting the whole package?
Ryan Hamilton - Lasik Surgery
Lasik surgery can cost $295 per eye.
Tags: Ryan Hamilton (3), health (976), Live at Gotham (332)
Posted: 06/28/07
Views: 1,035
Ryan Hamilton - Inflatable Dancing Man
Car dealerships give away free hot dogs like it's no big deal.
Tags: Ryan Hamilton (3), imitations (772), Live at Gotham (332)
Posted: 06/28/07
Views: 2,126
Pete Holmes - Dollar Store
Pete Holmes gets freaked out by his wife.
Tags: Pete Holmes (2), health (976), money (865)
Posted: 11/17/05
Views: 403
Anita Wise - Health
Everyone watches you when you exercise at a health club.
Tags: Anita Wise (3), health (976), money (865)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 1,035
David Feldman - Giving Back
David Feldman does the Lord's work.
Tags: David Feldman (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)
Posted: 06/19/03
Views: 584
Tracy Smith - Last Woman on Earth
Tracy's high heels are proof that she doesn't hate men.
Tags: Tracy Smith (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 08/21/03
Views: 1,280
Paul Provenza - Windex
We pay the price for other people's stupidity all the time.
Tags: Paul Provenza (15), health (976), money (865)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 299
Richard Carter - Hearing Aids
There isn't anything anybody can tell Richard that's worth $650.
Tags: Richard Carter (3), health (976), money (865)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 331
Jake Johannsen - Blood
Two drinks are not really that much.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), health (976), money (865)
Posted: 05/25/93
Views: 462
Robin Montague - The Health Care System
Health care in America is too expensive.
Tags: Robin Montague (4), health (976), money (865)
Posted: 05/12/94
Views: 305
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