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Ryan Hamilton: Crazy Car Dealerships
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Car dealerships are the craziest.
These people throw a party. Did you ever notice that? They get the streamers out. They got balloons up like they're conducting weather experiments or something. They got the search lights out there like Batman's gonna show up and apply for credit. They're giving away free hot dogs like it's no big deal. 'Yeah, I'll take a $25,000 automobile if you throw in a hot dog. You bet I will.'
Ryan Hamilton - Inflatable Dancing Man
Car dealerships give away free hot dogs like it's no big deal.
Tags: Ryan Hamilton (3), imitations (772), Live at Gotham (332)
Posted: 06/28/07
Views: 2,126
Drew Hastings - Savings Cards
Drew loves savings.
Tags: Drew Hastings (8), money (865), imitations (772)
Posted: 01/02/03
Views: 1,319
Jan Karem - Store Clerks
The girls at the cosmetics counter always act like they're doing you a favor.
Tags: Jan Karem (3), imitations (772), lookin' good (369)
Posted: 05/23/94
Views: 1,244
Ryan Hamilton - Lasik Surgery
Lasik surgery can cost $295 per eye.
Tags: Ryan Hamilton (3), health (976), Live at Gotham (332)
Posted: 06/28/07
Views: 1,035
Arj Barker - New Printer
Arj has no documents that need to be somewhere in a hurry.
Tags: Arj Barker (21), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)
Posted: 03/30/06
Views: 2,371
Lewis Black - The End of the Universe
Lewis found the end of the universe in Houston, Texas.
Tags: Comedy Central Presents (1821), storyteller (263)
Posted: 04/21/02
Views: 25,294
Dan Rosen - Stuck Behind an Accident
It sucks when you're stuck a mile back and don't know what's happening.
Tags: Dan Rosen (6), movies (559), parents (525)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 315
Ross Shafer - Victoria's Secret
Men should go to Hickory Farms before Victoria's Secret.
Tags: Ross Shafer (3), men/women (1003), sports (631)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 170
Ron Richards - Grocery Shopping
24-hour grocery stores are like outpatient night.
Tags: Ron Richards (3), men/women (1003), money (865)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 771
Paul Mecurio - Garbage Canning
Paul's mother digs through other people's trash looking for good garbage.
Tags: Paul Mecurio (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), family (667)
Posted: 05/20/04
Views: 1,307
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