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Rusty Ward: Obsessed With Food
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We are the fattest nation on the planet. You know we're obsessed with food when we come up with something called cotton candy. Who was so hungry they thought, 'I wish I could eat my clothes'?
Filed Under: food (378),  weight/obesity (342),  America (72)
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Posted: 01/22/04

Rusty Ward - Food Obsession

Vegetarians don't enjoy their food as much as meat eaters.

Tags: Rusty Ward (1), food (790), animals (783)

Posted: 01/22/04
Views: 195

Tony V. - Body Image

It's not the fault of ugly people that they think they look OK in small bathing suits.

Tags: Tony V. (1), food (790), America (446)

Posted: 11/10/04
Views: 415

John Pinette - Chinese Food

John Pinette gets himself banned from Chinese food buffets.

Tags: John Pinette (2), food (790), weight/obesity (297)

Posted: 05/04/04
Views: 6,010

Brian Scolaro - Italian Food

Every bite is like getting shot in the face.

Tags: Brian Scolaro (8), Comedy Central Presents (1821), food (790)

Posted: 10/22/08
Views: 3,402

Lizz Winstead - Olestra

There's a certain irony in Olestra.

Tags: Lizz Winstead (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (956)

Posted: 10/07/04
Views: 1,182

Tom Papa - Fat Country

For Mexican kids, a happy meal is one that includes food.

Tags: Tom Papa (19), kids (828), food (790)

Posted: 09/04/98
Views: 3,362

Robert Kelly - Applebee's

Robert's favorite dessert is Satan Ass Fudge Chunk.

Tags: Robert Kelly (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), food (790)

Posted: 04/03/08
Views: 12,807

Nick DiPaolo - Food Poisoning

If you want to lose weight, get food poisoning twice a year.

Tags: Nick DiPaolo (61), health (956), food (790)

Posted: 12/08/02
Views: 330

Bob Marley - Dessert

Dessert is very sexual.

Tags: Bob Marley (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1269)

Posted: 02/01/07
Views: 2,320

Loni Love - Skinny People

Skinny people should leave fat people alone.

Tags: Loni Love (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (956)

Posted: 02/22/07
Views: 1,816

 
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