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We are the fattest nation
on the planet. You know we're obsessed with food when we come up with something called cotton candy. Who was so hungry they thought, 'I wish I could eat my clothes'?
Rusty Ward - Food Obsession
Vegetarians don't enjoy their food as much as meat eaters.
Tags: Rusty Ward (1), Premium Blend (748), food (719)
Posted: 01/22/04
Views: 601
Tony V. - Body Image
It's not the fault of ugly people that they think they look OK in small bathing suits.
Tags: Tony V. (1), food (719), lookin' good (488)
Posted: 11/10/04
Views: 1,499
Bo Burnham - Words, Words, Words Song
In his latest single, Bo Burnham is a hungry, hungry hypocrite.
Tags: Bo Burnham (11), sex (1202), men/women (1155)
Posted: 09/15/09
Views: 86,829
John Pinette - Chinese Food
John Pinette gets himself banned from Chinese food buffets.
Tags: John Pinette (20), food (719), weight/obesity (296)
Posted: 05/04/04
Views: 20,365
Ralphie May - Hot Empanadas
Apparently, Cubans deep fry their empanadas in lava.
Tags: Ralphie May (28), food (719), weight/obesity (296)
Posted: 11/09/08
Views: 20,415
Brian Scolaro - Italian Food
Every bite is like getting shot in the face.
Tags: Brian Scolaro (8), Comedy Central Presents (2172), food (719)
Posted: 10/22/08
Views: 9,086
Lizz Winstead - Olestra
There's a certain irony in Olestra.
Tags: Lizz Winstead (14), Comedy Central Presents (2172), food (719)
Posted: 10/07/04
Views: 2,800
Tom Papa - Fat Country
For Mexican kids, a happy meal is one that includes food.
Tags: Tom Papa (35), kids (831), Premium Blend (748)
Posted: 09/04/98
Views: 5,010
DVD Exclusive - Carlos Mencia - The Food Network
Carlos Mencia explains why America is so awesome.
Tags: Carlos Mencia (56), food (719), TV (469)
Posted: 12/02/11
Views: 1,271
Robert Kelly - Applebee's
Robert's favorite dessert is Satan Ass Fudge Chunk.
Tags: Robert Kelly (15), Comedy Central Presents (2172), food (719)
Posted: 04/03/08
Views: 18,328
