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We are the fattest nation on the planet. You know we're obsessed with food when we come up with something called cotton candy. Who was so hungry they thought, 'I wish I could eat my clothes'?
Filed Under: food (379),  weight/obesity (342),  America (72)
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Posted: 01/22/04

Rusty Ward - Food Obsession

Vegetarians don't enjoy their food as much as meat eaters.

Tags: Rusty Ward (1), food (804), animals (791)

Posted: 01/22/04
Views: 199

Tony V. - Body Image

It's not the fault of ugly people that they think they look OK in small bathing suits.

Tags: Tony V. (1), food (804), America (446)

Posted: 11/10/04
Views: 431

John Pinette - Chinese Food

John Pinette gets himself banned from Chinese food buffets.

Tags: John Pinette (2), food (804), weight/obesity (302)

Posted: 05/04/04
Views: 6,174

Brian Scolaro - Italian Food

Every bite is like getting shot in the face.

Tags: Brian Scolaro (8), Comedy Central Presents (1821), food (804)

Posted: 10/22/08
Views: 3,470

Lizz Winstead - Olestra

There's a certain irony in Olestra.

Tags: Lizz Winstead (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)

Posted: 10/07/04
Views: 1,246

Tom Papa - Fat Country

For Mexican kids, a happy meal is one that includes food.

Tags: Tom Papa (19), kids (841), food (804)

Posted: 09/04/98
Views: 3,374

Robert Kelly - Applebee's

Robert's favorite dessert is Satan Ass Fudge Chunk.

Tags: Robert Kelly (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), food (804)

Posted: 04/03/08
Views: 12,892

Nick DiPaolo - Food Poisoning

If you want to lose weight, get food poisoning twice a year.

Tags: Nick DiPaolo (61), health (976), food (804)

Posted: 12/08/02
Views: 364

Anthony Clark - Troubled Areas

Aunt Peggy wishes her cellulite cream came in Twinkie form.

Tags: Anthony Clark (8), food (804), family (667)

Posted: 06/06/97
Views: 162

Bruce Bruce - Flying First Class

Bruce Bruce travels with 28 Subway sandwiches.

Tags: Bruce Bruce (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), food (804)

Posted: 02/20/03
Views: 4,837

 
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