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Vegetarians don't enjoy their food as much as meat eaters.
The best part about getting older is that the older you get, the more people think they have to listen to you.
If loving a corpse is a sin, Stephen will see you in hell.
Alcohol poisoning isn't fun, but trying to explain what happened to someone else is.
Jet Blue understands how horrible air travel is, so they shove distractions down your throat.
Larry's brand new CD 'Tailgate Party,' filmed live in front of 53,000 people, is in stores now.
Having a debilitating accident while staying in a handicapped room isn't that bad of a situation.
You have to be very Zen about flying, because sometimes your flight is canceled. And other times your airline is canceled.
Don't miss the world premiere of I'm Not Fat... I'm Fluffy on Sunday, November 8 at 10 pm/9c.
The airport idiot is the guy who dresses like the destination to which he's going.
