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I took some drugs a
couple days ago. My buddies wanted to play football, and I knew my throwing arm was going to be way off, so I took that Levitra -- you know, that drug that helps that guy throw the football through the tire in the commercial? Yeah, long story short: I got tackled, and my penis snapped in half.
Russ Meneve - My Penis
Russ' Snapple cap says that girls like big wieners.
Tags: Russ Meneve (16), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 04/07/05
Views: 953
Rene Hicks - Breastfeeding
Breastfeeding is natural.
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Posted: 12/17/00
Views: 882
Reno Collier - Physical Education
If you teach in a school, you better be a good liar.
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Posted: 03/03/05
Views: 1,684
Arj Barker - Did You Score?
A date is not a sporting event.
Tags: Arj Barker (21), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 03/30/06
Views: 1,321
Tom Cotter - Extreme Sports
What makes skateboarding extreme but not football?
Tags: Tom Cotter (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), drugs (639)
Posted: 03/11/04
Views: 3,639
Reid Harrison - Single
You can tell when a woman wants to take you to bed.
Tags: Reid Harrison (4), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 421
Jeff Stilson - Verbal Romance
Women should have teleprompters mounted on their foreheads.
Tags: Jeff Stilson (17), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 05/23/94
Views: 217
Bill Burr - Before Marriage
You have to get the evil out of you before you're ready for marriage.
Tags: Bill Burr (27), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 06/19/98
Views: 3,215
Todd Lynn - Going Through Phases
Black people can't go through phases like white people can.
Tags: Todd Lynn (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 05/12/05
Views: 783
Warren Thomas - David Duke Day
Warren will take anybody's day off to party.
Tags: Warren Thomas (6), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 05/04/94
Views: 141
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