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Rudy Rush Jokes
Rudy Rush: Single Life
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I'm like a child living by myself. I leave stuff on the stove while I'm sleeping. I wash my ass with the same rag I wash the dishes with.
Filed Under: men/women (1833),  gross-out (692),  housing (128)
Posted: 05/27/04

Rudy Rush - Hygiene

There's no easy way for a man to tell a woman she's not so fresh.

Tags: Rudy Rush (12), Comedy Central Presents (2172), men/women (1155)

Posted: 05/27/04
Views: 7,716

Rudy Rush - Break Ups

Your ex-girlfriend can always find something wrong with your new one.

Tags: Rudy Rush (12), Comedy Central Presents (2172), men/women (1155)

Posted: 05/27/04
Views: 15,970

Rudy Rush - Guys are Nasty

As they grow up, guys go through multiple stages of being nasty.

Tags: Rudy Rush (12), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)

Posted: 05/27/04
Views: 9,061

Rudy Rush - Sex in the Dark

Turn the light on, something just touched my ass.

Tags: Rudy Rush (12), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)

Posted: 05/27/04
Views: 9,613

Rudy Rush - Single Life

Looking to get married and have kids isn't Rudy Rush at his sexiest.

Tags: Rudy Rush (12), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)

Posted: 05/27/04
Views: 6,590

Adam Ferrara - Girlfriend Moving In

When your girlfriend moves in, it's like being a flood victim.

Tags: Adam Ferrara (29), Comedy Central Presents (2172), men/women (1155)

Posted: 12/31/00
Views: 15,926

Shirley Hemphill - Living With Another Person

For a clean freak, it isn't easy living with men.

Tags: Shirley Hemphill (2), men/women (1155), The A-List (486)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 3,587

Eliot Chang - Considerate Freak

Eliot Chang feels bad when his loud sex noises intrude on other people's lives.

Tags: Eliot Chang (11), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)

Posted: 04/23/10
Views: 37,372

Andre Covington - Nasty Friends

When Andre goes to his friend's gross apartment he just stands in the corner on one leg.

Tags: Andre Covington (3), kids (831), family (647)

Posted: 07/28/93
Views: 1,383

Morgan Murphy - New York City Smell

There are no stray dogs in New York City; people are causing the omnipresent sh*t smell.

Tags: Morgan Murphy (6), New York City (352), insults (291)

Posted: 11/09/10
Views: 20,561