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Women are the only people
I know who can go out broke and come home drunk.
Larry Miller - Levels Three and Four
At level three of drinking: you love the world.
Tags: Larry Miller (4), men/women (1003), money (865)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 896
Sebastian - First Dinner Dates
On the first date, don't let on that the cost of the meal worries you.
Tags: men/women (1003), money (865)
Posted: 04/08/09
Views: 3,225
Gene Pompa - Gender Differences
You can avoid buying women drinks by acting slow.
Tags: Gene Pompa (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 03/25/04
Views: 501
Ty Barnett - Beauty Tricks
Women who wear girdles are deceptive.
Tags: Ty Barnett (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 02/16/06
Views: 918
Tommy Sledge - Man From the 40s
Tommy Sledge is still hammered from the sauce.
Tags: Tommy Sledge (2), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 311
Larry Miller - Level Five
The worst part about level five is the sun.
Tags: Larry Miller (4), men/women (1003), money (865)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 755
Otis Lee Crenshaw - Love and Money
When the Salvation Army comes to your house and surrenders, you're poor.
Tags: Otis Lee Crenshaw (6), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 04/17/03
Views: 2,329
Brian Kiley - Kids
When Brian's wife was pregnant she had cravings for other men.
Tags: Brian Kiley (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 04/20/06
Views: 711
Sarah Colonna - DUI Device
Sarah isn't perfect.
Tags: Sarah Colonna (1), men/women (1003), health (976)
Posted: 02/08/01
Views: 775
Billy D. Washington - Dog Flight
Flight attendants used to be good looking.
Tags: Billy D. Washington (1), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 10/18/01
Views: 1,445
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