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Ruben Paul Jokes
Ruben Paul: What Only Women Can Do
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Women are the only people I know who can go out broke and come home drunk.
Filed Under: men/women (1833),  money (485),  alcohol (479)
Posted: 10/30/08

Larry Miller - Levels Three and Four

At level three of drinking: you love the world.

Tags: Larry Miller (3), men/women (1155), money (606)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,855

Sebastian - First Dinner Dates

On the first date, don't let on that the cost of the meal worries you.

Tags: men/women (1155), dating (786)

Posted: 04/08/09
Views: 15,557

Gene Pompa - Gender Differences

You can avoid buying women drinks by acting slow.

Tags: Gene Pompa (14), Comedy Central Presents (2172), men/women (1155)

Posted: 03/25/04
Views: 2,244

Ty Barnett - Beauty Tricks

Women who wear girdles are deceptive.

Tags: Ty Barnett (10), Comedy Central Presents (2172), men/women (1155)

Posted: 02/16/06
Views: 5,124

Tommy Sledge - Man From the 40s

Tommy Sledge is still hammered from the sauce.

Tags: Tommy Sledge (2), sex (1202), men/women (1155)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,372

Larry Miller - Level Five

The worst part about level five is the sun.

Tags: Larry Miller (3), men/women (1155), money (606)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,748

Ralphie May - Date Night

Ralphie May knows that times are tough.

Tags: Ralphie May (28), men/women (1155), dating (786)

Posted: 03/04/12
Views: 2,753

Gabriel Iglesias - Pop-Up Stand-Up Comedians

Every night an audience member cries in front of Gabriel Iglesias.

Tags: Gabriel Iglesias (41), men/women (1155), dating (786)

Posted: 10/31/11
Views: 7,665

Otis Lee Crenshaw - Love and Money

When the Salvation Army comes to your house and surrenders, you're poor.

Tags: Otis Lee Crenshaw (6), Comedy Central Presents (2172), men/women (1155)

Posted: 04/17/03
Views: 8,080

Brian Kiley - Kids

When Brian's wife was pregnant she had cravings for other men.

Tags: Brian Kiley (9), Comedy Central Presents (2172), men/women (1155)

Posted: 04/20/06
Views: 1,060