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Women are the only people
I know who can go out broke and come home drunk.
Sebastian - First Dinner Dates
On the first date, don't let on that the cost of the meal worries you.
Tags: men/women (919), dating (637)
Posted: 04/08/09
Views: 3,720
Larry Miller - Levels Three and Four
At level three of drinking: you love the world.
Tags: Larry Miller (3), men/women (919), The A-List (486)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,055
Tommy Sledge - Man From the 40s
Tommy Sledge is still hammered from the sauce.
Tags: Tommy Sledge (2), sex (983), men/women (919)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 449
Ty Barnett - Beauty Tricks
Women who wear girdles are deceptive.
Tags: Ty Barnett (10), Comedy Central Presents (1803), men/women (919)
Posted: 02/16/06
Views: 1,027
Larry Miller - Level Five
The worst part about level five is the sun.
Tags: Larry Miller (3), men/women (919), The A-List (486)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 880
Gene Pompa - Gender Differences
You can avoid buying women drinks by acting slow.
Tags: Gene Pompa (14), Comedy Central Presents (1803), men/women (919)
Posted: 03/25/04
Views: 535
D.L. Hughley - Legislating Morality
Drug testing janitors is pointless.
Tags: men/women (919), Premium Blend (749)
Posted: 01/08/04
Views: 3,005
Brian Kiley - Kids
When Brian's wife was pregnant she had cravings for other men.
Tags: Brian Kiley (9), Comedy Central Presents (1803), men/women (919)
Posted: 04/20/06
Views: 712
Sarah Colonna - DUI Device
Sarah isn't perfect.
Tags: Sarah Colonna (1), men/women (919), Premium Blend (749)
Posted: 02/08/01
Views: 853
Otis Lee Crenshaw - Love and Money
When the Salvation Army comes to your house and surrenders, you're poor.
Tags: Otis Lee Crenshaw (6), Comedy Central Presents (1803), men/women (919)
Posted: 04/17/03
Views: 3,532
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