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My wife had this whole
gay military policy with her age: if I didn't ask, she wouldn't tell. And when I did ask, she would get offended. I'd be like, 'Let me ask you something -- how old are you?' 'Excuse me? Listen, let me tell you something -- I'm a woman, and a real man would not ask a woman her age. It's not about how old I am. It's about how young I make you feel. Now go in there and brush your teeth and put on your pajamas, get ready for bed.'
Royale Watkins - Secret Age
Royale Watkins doesn't know how old his wife is.
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Posted: 02/09/06
Views: 1,673
Tom Papa - MTV's Spring Break
If Tom tried to go on spring break now, he wouldn't make it past South Carolina.
Tags: Tom Papa (19), Comedy Central Presents (1803), men/women (919)
Posted: 08/26/01
Views: 2,186
Greg Fitzsimmons - Downward Progression
If you want to stay married for a long time, you should let all your senses fail.
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Posted: 01/06/10
Views: 2,081
Wanda Sykes - Younger Men
If you can't find a good man, raise one.
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Posted: 05/22/98
Views: 6,836
Tracy Morgan - Masturbation
Some ladies don't want their men to get away with anything.
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Posted: 08/25/02
Views: 3,044
Bobby Slayton - Where's Moe?
The "Moe" cut is very popular in China.
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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 553
Pete Correale - Too Old to Fight
Pete won't fight for his wife or himself.
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Posted: 05/15/09
Views: 37,775
Jeff Garcia - Cool Grandma
Jeff's grandma divorced her husband after 60 years of marriage.
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Posted: 05/04/06
Views: 3,702
Sue Kolinsky - Long Distance Relationship
It's nice to have sex without MCI being involved.
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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,478
Taylor Williamson - Racist Grandma
Taylor's grandmother won't come to his wedding if he marries a black woman, but she'll probably be dead by then.
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Posted: 10/16/09
Views: 1,075
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