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I want, like, five, six
kids. But my plan is when I start my family, I'm gonna make my wife have all six kids at once. That way we get free stuff from other Americans.
Tracy Smith - No Children
Teenagers are major bummers.
Tags: Tracy Smith (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 08/21/03
Views: 2,774
D.C. Curry - Papa vs. Mama
D.C. Curry was barely able to survive his childhood.
Tags: Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 08/24/00
Views: 2,153
Tom Papa - Fat Country
For Mexican kids, a happy meal is one that includes food.
Tags: Tom Papa (19), kids (841), food (804)
Posted: 09/04/98
Views: 3,374
Colin Quinn - Funny
You don't have to curse to be funny in comedy.
Tags: Colin Quinn (13), kids (841), animals (791)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 852
Margaret Smith - Adopting
It's not child abuse if they're sleeping.
Tags: Margaret Smith (20), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 06/04/99
Views: 219
Margaret Smith - Expensive Sperm
Trying to conceive was much cheaper in college.
Tags: Margaret Smith (20), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 06/04/99
Views: 994
Jack Coen - Raising Kids
Jack thought he'd never grow up, but now he's in charge.
Tags: Jack Coen (16), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 09/03/99
Views: 506
Rene Hicks - Grandfather
Rene's got some crazy people in her family.
Tags: Rene Hicks (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 12/17/00
Views: 604
Lynne Koplitz - Kids
If Lynne had babies, she would give them away as Christmas gifts.
Tags: Lynne Koplitz (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 04/28/05
Views: 4,221
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