Roy Wood Jr. sucks at relationships.
Women need to lower their expectations.
It's called "settling down" for a reason.
Mark breaks up with his mutant girlfriend.
Kurt reveals the definition of a real pal.
The music is too loud in bars for Kevin to meet women.
It's good that guys are always in the mood for sex.
When your girlfriend moves in, it's like being a flood victim.
Turn the light on, something just touched my ass.
