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Posted: 02/24/92

Ross Shafer - Men Are Simple

Women can't be expected to have a pre-heated oven.

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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 129

Andre Covington - Good Sex

Put your hoochie coochie towel in the hamper after you use it.

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Posted: 07/28/93
Views: 763

Tracy Morgan - True Love

Tracy's girl got away.

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Posted: 08/25/02
Views: 1,206

Wanda Sykes - Sex

Women fake orgasms because they have excellent time management skills.

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Posted: 01/09/03
Views: 7,298

Bobby Lee - Being Asian

Racial tolerance only lasts so long with white friends. Before you know it, they're karate-chopping you.

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Posted: 10/23/09
Views: 9,034

Greg Behrendt - Relationships

What does Greg know about getting into relationships? He wrote two books about getting out of them.

Tags: Greg Behrendt (28), sex (1283), men/women (1003)

Posted: 11/06/09
Views: 638

Todd Lynn - Going Out to Dinner

When going out to dinner, men care about eating -- that's it.

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Posted: 05/12/05
Views: 2,406

Warren Thomas - David Duke Day

Warren will take anybody's day off to party.

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Posted: 05/04/94
Views: 141

Cory Kahaney - Marrying Rich

Bald can be beautiful if you want to marry a rich man.

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Posted: 01/31/00
Views: 788

Joey Vega - Beach at Night

Joey Vega picks up everyone on the way to the beach.

Tags: Joey Vega (2), sex (1283), men/women (1003)

Posted: 04/27/04
Views: 1,233

 
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