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Posted: 02/24/92

Ross Shafer - Men Are Simple

Women can't be expected to have a pre-heated oven.

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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 187

Wanda Sykes - Sex

Women fake orgasms because they have excellent time management skills.

Tags: Wanda Sykes (36), sex (983), men/women (919)

Posted: 01/09/03
Views: 8,014

Tracy Morgan - True Love

Tracy's girl got away.

Tags: Tracy Morgan (16), sex (983), men/women (919)

Posted: 08/25/02
Views: 1,522

Andre Covington - Good Sex

Put your hoochie coochie towel in the hamper after you use it.

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Posted: 07/28/93
Views: 932

Joey Vega - Beach at Night

Joey Vega picks up everyone on the way to the beach.

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Posted: 04/27/04
Views: 1,471

Cory Kahaney - Marrying Rich

Bald can be beautiful if you want to marry a rich man.

Tags: Cory Kahaney (13), sex (983), men/women (919)

Posted: 01/31/00
Views: 833

Robert Hawkins - Not Fair

Men always get stuck with condom detail.

Tags: Robert Hawkins (10), Comedy Central Presents (1803), sex (983)

Posted: 07/03/03
Views: 325

Todd Lynn - Going Out to Dinner

When going out to dinner, men care about eating -- that's it.

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Posted: 05/12/05
Views: 2,966

Pat Dixon - Blow Up Doll

Making love to an inflatable woman is a lot of fun the first time.

Tags: Pat Dixon (7), Comedy Central Presents (1803), sex (983)

Posted: 04/13/06
Views: 1,834

Bobby Lee - Being Asian

Racial tolerance only lasts so long with white friends. Before you know it, they're karate-chopping you.

Tags: Bobby Lee (5), sex (983), men/women (919)

Posted: 10/23/09
Views: 12,641

 
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