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Ross Shafer: Men Are Simple
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Women can't be expected to have a pre-heated oven.
Women fake orgasms because they have excellent time management skills.
Tracy's girl got away.
Put your hoochie coochie towel in the hamper after you use it.
Joey Vega picks up everyone on the way to the beach.
Bald can be beautiful if you want to marry a rich man.
Men always get stuck with condom detail.
When going out to dinner, men care about eating -- that's it.
Making love to an inflatable woman is a lot of fun the first time.
Racial tolerance only lasts so long with white friends. Before you know it, they're karate-chopping you.
