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Ross Shafer: Men Are Simple
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Women can't be expected to have a pre-heated oven.
Put your hoochie coochie towel in the hamper after you use it.
Tracy's girl got away.
Women fake orgasms because they have excellent time management skills.
Lewis imagines eating Marie Antoinette.
Talking to a man about a relationship is like catching a deer in headlights.
Men always get stuck with condom detail.
Warren will take anybody's day off to party.
Making love to an inflatable woman is a lot of fun the first time.
When going out to dinner, men care about eating -- that's it.
