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Women can't be expected to have a pre-heated oven.
Put your hoochie coochie towel in the hamper after you use it.
Tracy's girl got away.
Women fake orgasms because they have excellent time management skills.
Racial tolerance only lasts so long with white friends. Before you know it, they're karate-chopping you.
What does Greg know about getting into relationships? He wrote two books about getting out of them.
When going out to dinner, men care about eating -- that's it.
Warren will take anybody's day off to party.
Bald can be beautiful if you want to marry a rich man.
Joey Vega picks up everyone on the way to the beach.
