Rory Albanese Jokes
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Rory Albanese: London McDonald's
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She says, 'The way you're
acting is the reason Europeans hate Americans.' And this is what I said -- true story -- 'Do you know where you are right now? Because you're in McDonald's. This is American soil. You might as well be at the f**king embassy. You might as well be at the embassy, sweetheart, 'cause nobody tells me how to act in McDonald's.'
Rory Albanese - Golden Arches
Nobody tells Rory Albanese how to act in a McDonald's.
Tags: Rory Albanese (7), Comedy Central Presents (2026), travel (267)
Posted: 04/02/10
Views: 8,318
Rory Albanese - New Jersey Attitude
Americans should act like they're from New Jersey when they travel to Europe.
Tags: Rory Albanese (7), Comedy Central Presents (2026), travel (267)
Posted: 04/02/10
Views: 6,956
Tom Rhodes - Bad Traveling
When American's travel, they become the suggestion box for their country.
Tags: Tom Rhodes (17), Comedy Central Presents (2026), ethnic (797)
Posted: 08/05/01
Views: 865
Rory Albanese - Kids With ADD
If children can't focus, it may be a disorder or the fact that they're seven years old.
Tags: Rory Albanese (7), Comedy Central Presents (2026), kids (686)
Posted: 04/02/10
Views: 17,207
Rory Albanese - Phone Centers
Rory Albanese will not deal with Indian operators with American accents.
Tags: Rory Albanese (7), Comedy Central Presents (2026), America (181)
Posted: 04/02/10
Views: 4,078
Al Clethen Jr. - Weird Stuff
In the old days, safe sex meant a padded headboard.
Tags: Al Clethen Jr. (2), sex (1059), ethnic (797)
Posted: 05/23/94
Views: 868
David Alan Grier - Dump in the Pool
A terrorist act used to be when a kid took a dump in the pool.
Tags: David Alan Grier (40), ethnic (797), kids (686)
Posted: 04/24/03
Views: 284
David Alan Grier - Dump in the Pool
A terrorist act used to be when a kid took a dump in the pool.
Tags: David Alan Grier (40), ethnic (797), kids (686)
Posted: 04/24/03
Views: 1,308
Mike DeStefano - Texarkana, Texas
Professional Americans feel it's their job to love America.
Tags: Mike Destefano (10), Comedy Central Presents (2026), imitations (848)
Posted: 04/23/10
Views: 2,252
Karen Rontowski - Lazy Americans
It's not that we Americans are lazy -- we just like to sit.
Tags: Karen Rontowski (3), Live at Gotham (340), travel (267)
Posted: 08/10/06
Views: 1,493
