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I'm from Long Island, which
is the least respected place in the world. I travel all over the country. I could be in the middle of Omaha doing something and the guy comes up to me and says, 'Hey, where'd you grow up?' I'm like, 'Long Island.' And he's like, 'Loser.' Really? I grew up 22 miles from Manhattan; you lost your virginity to corn. I feel like I win that round. I'm like, 'I've seen the ocean. Game over.'
Rory Albanese - Golden Arches
Nobody tells Rory Albanese how to act in a McDonald's.
Tags: Rory Albanese (7), Comedy Central Presents (2026), travel (267)
Posted: 04/02/10
Views: 8,318
Rory Albanese - New Jersey Attitude
Americans should act like they're from New Jersey when they travel to Europe.
Tags: Rory Albanese (7), Comedy Central Presents (2026), travel (267)
Posted: 04/02/10
Views: 6,956
Rory Albanese - European Trip
London should get some Greek people and open a diner.
Tags: Rory Albanese (7), Comedy Central Presents (2026), food (584)
Posted: 04/02/10
Views: 6,824
Doug Benson - Driving Alone
Doug can't stand personalized license plates.
Tags: Doug Benson (25), Comedy Central Presents (2026), driving (287)
Posted: 03/04/04
Views: 5,621
Rich Vos - Hotels
Rich fixes the coffee pot.
Tags: Rich Vos (21), Comedy Central Presents (2026), work/office (390)
Posted: 02/14/08
Views: 3,907
Tom Papa - The Bus
The bus is like a garbage truck of human trash.
Tags: Tom Papa (19), Comedy Central Presents (2026), lookin' good (321)
Posted: 02/15/07
Views: 6,654
Blake Clark - Stupidity
Stupidity isn't necessarily confined to a specific geographical location.
Tags: Blake Clark (4), The A-List (486), storyteller (270)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,235
Blake Clark - Airplane Seatbelt
They explain how a seatbelt works on airplanes.
Tags: Blake Clark (4), The A-List (486), travel (267)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,225
Jessica Bern - Summer Jobs
Remember those summer jobs you had growing up?
Tags: Jessica Bern (2), family (602), growing up (445)
Posted: 05/17/93
Views: 1,341
Gabriel Iglesias - Checking in at 1AM
After a missed flight, Gabriel Iglesias has some trouble checking into a hotel at 1am.
Tags: Gabriel Iglesias (23), travel (267), impressions (260)
Posted: 10/12/09
Views: 161,167
