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Ron White talks about sex on the tour bus in this sneak peek.
Ron White talks about toilet technology in this sneak peek.
Doug can't stand personalized license plates.
The bus is like a garbage truck of human trash.
Rich fixes the coffee pot.
Stupidity isn't necessarily confined to a specific geographical location.
They explain how a seatbelt works on airplanes.
Tig is still waiting for her boobs to grow in.
Australia is like Arkansas with a beach.
Remember those summer jobs you had growing up?
I'm always looking for that place, you know, where there's no
rednecks, that place where people get along, and I never find it. I went to...
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Last week I was in Mobile, Alabama -- very glad to be here.
There are mutants in Mobile. They got social mutants. They got rednecks wanting to be...
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I just did a show at a country and western bar, and -- this is
true -- I had been onstage, like, a minute and a half when I heard: 'Never come here...
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I don't know if you've looked at your state lately -- it sucks,
alright? There's just cold and cows and stuff. I'm trying to get up to 88 miles an...
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Two ladies, a Yankee and a Southern Belle, are sitting next to
each other on a plane. The Southern Belle turns to the Yankee and asks, "So, where...
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That place is so behind the times, you can't even get AIDS
there yet.
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They don't get the philosophy jokes in Alabama. They think
Descartes is the thing you put before de-horse.
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Rednecks are like America's pit bulls. They should just sedate
those people, drop 'em off in Afghanistan, just let them run wild. Just be like,...
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I was there for the Kentucky Derby. It sounds fantastic, but it
isn't. It's two minutes, and then you're drunk with a bunch of hillbillies.
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Two tourists were driving through Louisiana. As they approached
Natchitoches, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town.
They...
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