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I went out last night,
and I got back at the hotel at 7:30 this morning. I went up to the desk to leave a wake-up call for 7:00. The lady goes, 'Mr. White, it's past 7:00.' 'No, the next one. You got another one coming around, don't you? Why don't you just put me on that one? I hear they're running two a day through New York City.'
Ron White - Tiny Plane Trouble
Ron White's plane took off from the Albany Airport Hair Care and Tire Center.
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Posted: 01/02/03
Views: 14,834
Jeff Foxworthy - Revenge of the Roastee
Jeff Foxworthy - Revenge of the Roastee
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Posted: 03/20/05
Views: 30,578
Ron White - Scottish Nationalists
A Scottish nationalist cab driver can show you London in about 10 minutes.
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Posted: 04/05/09
Views: 41,036
Ron White - Wake-Up Call
After missing 7:00 a.m., Ron asked for the next 7:00 wake-up call.
Tags: Ron White (24), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (852)
Posted: 05/08/03
Views: 13,738
Ron White - Scotchguard
Ron White appreciates the well-named product that protects his couch.
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Posted: 04/05/09
Views: 120,373
Ron White - Robert Tilton
Ron White didn't feel the urge to send Robert Tilton $1,000.
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Posted: 01/02/03
Views: 16,575
Ron White - Norman Mailer
Ron admires the life of Norman Mailer.
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Posted: 04/05/09
Views: 17,044
Ron White - No Dogs
The sign at Ron's bank is wrong.
Tags: Ron White (24), animals (783), marriage (575)
Posted: 04/05/09
Views: 20,222
Ron White - Death Penalty
Texas is putting in a death penalty express lane.
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Posted: 01/02/03
Views: 14,698
Ron White - Deer Hunting
Ron's cousin Ray thinks killing deer with a deer rifle is magic in the forest.
Tags: Ron White (24), Comedy Central Presents (1821), animals (783)
Posted: 05/08/03
Views: 22,148
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