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I went out last night,
and I got back at the hotel at 7:30 this morning. I went up to the desk to leave a wake-up call for 7:00. The lady goes, 'Mr. White, it's past 7:00.' 'No, the next one. You got another one coming around, don't you? Why don't you just put me on that one? I hear they're running two a day through New York City.'
Ron White - Tiny Plane Trouble
Ron White's plane took off from the Albany Airport Hair Care and Tire Center.
Tags: Ron White (24), Premium Blend (750), alcohol (496)
Posted: 01/02/03
Views: 15,582
Jeff Foxworthy - Revenge of the Roastee
Jeff Foxworthy - Revenge of the Roastee
Tags: Jeff Foxworthy (19), insults (102), blue collar (79)
Posted: 03/20/05
Views: 30,867
Ron White - Wake-Up Call
After missing 7:00 a.m., Ron asked for the next 7:00 wake-up call.
Tags: Ron White (24), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)
Posted: 05/08/03
Views: 14,021
Ron White - Scottish Nationalists
A Scottish nationalist cab driver can show you London in about 10 minutes.
Tags: Ron White (24), travel (310), driving (296)
Posted: 04/05/09
Views: 41,906
Ron White - Scotchguard
Ron White appreciates the well-named product that protects his couch.
Tags: Ron White (24), alcohol (496), blue collar (79)
Posted: 04/05/09
Views: 121,576
Ron White - Robert Tilton
Ron White didn't feel the urge to send Robert Tilton $1,000.
Tags: Ron White (24), religion (776), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 01/02/03
Views: 17,657
Ron White - Norman Mailer
Ron admires the life of Norman Mailer.
Tags: Ron White (24), books (748), alcohol (496)
Posted: 04/05/09
Views: 17,867
Ron White - No Dogs
The sign at Ron's bank is wrong.
Tags: Ron White (24), animals (791), marriage (581)
Posted: 04/05/09
Views: 21,219
Ron White - Deer Hunting
Ron's cousin Ray thinks killing deer with a deer rifle is magic in the forest.
Tags: Ron White (24), Comedy Central Presents (1821), animals (791)
Posted: 05/08/03
Views: 23,233
Ron White - Rich In-Laws
Ron's in-laws are loaded, and they hate his guts.
Tags: Ron White (24), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 05/08/03
Views: 22,419
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