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Listen to me when I
tell you this: we're all gay; it's just to what extent are you gay. He goes, 'That's bullsh*t. I ain't gay at all.' I'm like, 'Yeah you are, and I'll prove it to you.' He goes, 'Fine. Prove it.' I'm like, 'Alright. Do you like porn?' He goes, 'Yeah, I love porn. You know that.' I'm like, 'Do you only watch scenes with two women together?' 'No, I watch a man and a woman making love.' 'Do you like the guy to have a small, half-flaccid penis?' He goes, 'No, I like big, hard, throbbing c**ks.'
Ron White - Homosexuality
We're all gay to some extent.
Tags: Ron White (24), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 05/08/03
Views: 14,027
Ron White - Death Penalty
Texas is putting in a death penalty express lane.
Tags: Ron White (24), sex (1283), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 01/02/03
Views: 16,035
Ron White - Sluggo
Sluggo loves going to the vet.
Tags: Ron White (24), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 05/08/03
Views: 12,838
Ron White - Rich In-Laws
Ron's in-laws are loaded, and they hate his guts.
Tags: Ron White (24), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 05/08/03
Views: 22,419
Ron White - Scotchguard
Ron White appreciates the well-named product that protects his couch.
Tags: Ron White (24), alcohol (496), blue collar (79)
Posted: 04/05/09
Views: 121,616
Ron White - Robert Tilton
Ron White didn't feel the urge to send Robert Tilton $1,000.
Tags: Ron White (24), religion (776), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 01/02/03
Views: 17,709
Stand-Up: Ron White - One Sex Partner
Ron White talks about the advantage of having one sex partner in this sneak peek.
Tags: Ron White (24), sex (1283), marriage (581)
Posted: 04/19/09
Views: 6,934
Jonathan Solomon - After Sex
It's a beautiful moment when a woman is sexually satisfied.
Tags: Jonathan Solomon (6), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 05/18/93
Views: 1,016
Ron White - Norman Mailer
Ron admires the life of Norman Mailer.
Tags: Ron White (24), books (748), alcohol (496)
Posted: 04/05/09
Views: 17,881
Ron White - Tiny Plane Trouble
Ron White's plane took off from the Albany Airport Hair Care and Tire Center.
Tags: Ron White (24), Premium Blend (750), alcohol (496)
Posted: 01/02/03
Views: 15,602
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