Ron White: Deer Hunting

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If you ever miss one, it's because the bullet's moving too fast. Slow the bullet down to 55 miles an hour, put some headlights and a little horn on it -- the deer will actually jump in front of the bullet.

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See Ron White Tell It » Ron White - Deer Hunting Ron's cousin Ray thinks killing deer with a deer rifle is magic in the forest.

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