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Meter maids are like ninjas.
The New York City meter maids are like ninjas.
If deer have such sensitive hearing, why don't they get out of the ways of beeping cars?
Dumb donkeys refuse to apply themselves.
God hates mobile homes.
Josh hates NASCAR.
Shooting fish in a barrel is not as easy as it sounds.
They say a year in the clink is equal to a hundred outside.
Put strobe headlights in my car to make the deer run slower.
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Q: What do a Kenworth semi-truck and a test tube baby have in
common?
A: Neither one's Peterbilt.
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A man invites a friend to watch his prize duck hunting dog at
work.
They approach the first pond, the dog runs ahead into the brush. He...
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Two rednecks walk down a dirt path. One man has a big sack over
his shoulder. The other man asks what's in the sack.
The first man says, "I...
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Q: If a cowboy rides into town on Friday, and three days later,
he leaves on Friday, how does he do it?
A: The horse's name is Friday.
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What do you call a West Virginian which a sheep under each arm?
A pimp!
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Q: Why do rednecks' dogs have flat noses?
A: From chasing
parked cars...
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You might be a redneck if when you walk the dog you both use
the same bush.
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Q: Why did God invent armadillos?
A: So that rednecks can
have 'possum on the half-shell.
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I wouldn't take nothin' but a Ford: F-O-R-D, period. Ain't
nothin' like a Ford. I wouldn't drive a Chevrolet 'cause I can't spell it.
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