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I call her. She tells
me my dog, Sluggo, just took a dump on the new carpet. I'm like, 'Shoot him.' She goes, 'That's just like you, Ron. I have a genuine problem, and you're being sarcastic.' 'Alright, honey, I'm sorry. Put the dog on the phone. I'll talk to him.'
Ron White - No Dogs
The sign at Ron's bank is wrong.
Tags: Ron White (24), animals (783), marriage (575)
Posted: 04/05/09
Views: 20,229
Ron White - Scotchguard
Ron White appreciates the well-named product that protects his couch.
Tags: Ron White (24), alcohol (489), blue collar (84)
Posted: 04/05/09
Views: 120,381
Ron White - Rich In-Laws
Ron's in-laws are loaded, and they hate his guts.
Tags: Ron White (24), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1269)
Posted: 05/08/03
Views: 21,588
Ron White - Deer Hunting
Ron's cousin Ray thinks killing deer with a deer rifle is magic in the forest.
Tags: Ron White (24), Comedy Central Presents (1821), animals (783)
Posted: 05/08/03
Views: 22,159
Ron White - Sluggo
Sluggo loves going to the vet.
Tags: Ron White (24), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1269)
Posted: 05/08/03
Views: 11,855
Stand-Up: Ron White - One Sex Partner
Ron White talks about the advantage of having one sex partner in this sneak peek.
Tags: Ron White (24), sex (1269), marriage (575)
Posted: 04/19/09
Views: 6,256
Ron White - Robert Tilton
Ron White didn't feel the urge to send Robert Tilton $1,000.
Tags: Ron White (24), religion (770), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 01/02/03
Views: 16,575
Ron White - Vegetarians
Vegetarians should shut up.
Tags: Ron White (24), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (956)
Posted: 05/08/03
Views: 16,627
Jeff Foxworthy - Revenge of the Roastee
Jeff Foxworthy - Revenge of the Roastee
Tags: Jeff Foxworthy (19), insults (97), blue collar (84)
Posted: 03/20/05
Views: 30,580
Ron White - Tiny Plane Trouble
Ron White's plane took off from the Albany Airport Hair Care and Tire Center.
Tags: Ron White (24), Premium Blend (750), alcohol (489)
Posted: 01/02/03
Views: 14,834
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