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I call her. She tells
me my dog, Sluggo, just took a dump on the new carpet. I'm like, 'Shoot him.' She goes, 'That's just like you, Ron. I have a genuine problem, and you're being sarcastic.' 'Alright, honey, I'm sorry. Put the dog on the phone. I'll talk to him.'
Ron White - No Dogs
The sign at Ron's bank is wrong.
Tags: Ron White (24), animals (791), marriage (581)
Posted: 04/05/09
Views: 21,303
Ron White - Rich In-Laws
Ron's in-laws are loaded, and they hate his guts.
Tags: Ron White (24), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 05/08/03
Views: 22,469
Ron White - Scotchguard
Ron White appreciates the well-named product that protects his couch.
Tags: Ron White (24), alcohol (496), blue collar (79)
Posted: 04/05/09
Views: 121,662
Ron White - Deer Hunting
Ron's cousin Ray thinks killing deer with a deer rifle is magic in the forest.
Tags: Ron White (24), Comedy Central Presents (1821), animals (791)
Posted: 05/08/03
Views: 23,316
Ron White - Sluggo
Sluggo loves going to the vet.
Tags: Ron White (24), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 05/08/03
Views: 12,858
Stand-Up: Ron White - One Sex Partner
Ron White talks about the advantage of having one sex partner in this sneak peek.
Tags: Ron White (24), sex (1283), marriage (581)
Posted: 04/19/09
Views: 6,956
Ron White - Robert Tilton
Ron White didn't feel the urge to send Robert Tilton $1,000.
Tags: Ron White (24), religion (776), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 01/02/03
Views: 17,732
Ron White - Vegetarians
Vegetarians should shut up.
Tags: Ron White (24), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)
Posted: 05/08/03
Views: 17,531
Ron White - Tiny Plane Trouble
Ron White's plane took off from the Albany Airport Hair Care and Tire Center.
Tags: Ron White (24), Premium Blend (750), alcohol (496)
Posted: 01/02/03
Views: 15,617
Ron White - Norman Mailer
Ron admires the life of Norman Mailer.
Tags: Ron White (24), books (748), alcohol (496)
Posted: 04/05/09
Views: 17,908
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