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The veterinarian had the audacity
to say to me, 'Mr. White, if you'll just come on back here, we'll show you how to do this, and next time, you don't have to bring in the dog. You can just bring in the semen.' 'That's OK. You go ahead and jack off the dog. He follows me around too much as it is.'
Ron White - No Dogs
The sign at Ron's bank is wrong.
Tags: Ron White (24), animals (791), marriage (581)
Posted: 04/05/09
Views: 21,303
Ron White - Scotchguard
Ron White appreciates the well-named product that protects his couch.
Tags: Ron White (24), alcohol (496), blue collar (79)
Posted: 04/05/09
Views: 121,662
Ron White - Deer Hunting
Ron's cousin Ray thinks killing deer with a deer rifle is magic in the forest.
Tags: Ron White (24), Comedy Central Presents (1821), animals (791)
Posted: 05/08/03
Views: 23,316
Ron White - Sluggo
Sluggo loves going to the vet.
Tags: Ron White (24), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 05/08/03
Views: 12,858
Ron White - Robert Tilton
Ron White didn't feel the urge to send Robert Tilton $1,000.
Tags: Ron White (24), religion (776), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 01/02/03
Views: 17,732
Ron White - Vegetarians
Vegetarians should shut up.
Tags: Ron White (24), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)
Posted: 05/08/03
Views: 17,531
Ron White - Tiny Plane Trouble
Ron White's plane took off from the Albany Airport Hair Care and Tire Center.
Tags: Ron White (24), Premium Blend (750), alcohol (496)
Posted: 01/02/03
Views: 15,617
Ron White - Norman Mailer
Ron admires the life of Norman Mailer.
Tags: Ron White (24), books (748), alcohol (496)
Posted: 04/05/09
Views: 17,908
Jeff Foxworthy - Revenge of the Roastee
Jeff Foxworthy - Revenge of the Roastee
Tags: Jeff Foxworthy (19), insults (102), blue collar (79)
Posted: 03/20/05
Views: 30,896
Ron White - Wake-Up Call
After missing 7:00 a.m., Ron asked for the next 7:00 wake-up call.
Tags: Ron White (24), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)
Posted: 05/08/03
Views: 14,036
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