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Ron Richards: Car Phone in a Yugo
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I was driving down here
tonight; I saw a guy talking on a car phone in a Yugo. I was thinking, 'Who's he talking to -- Kmart?'
Ron Richards - Grocery Shopping
24-hour grocery stores are like outpatient night.
Tags: Ron Richards (3), men/women (1003), money (865)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 771
Harland Williams - Drive-Thru
What would happen if Wonder Woman ordered at a drive-thru?
Tags: Harland Williams (35), Comedy Central Presents (1821), food (804)
Posted: 06/23/05
Views: 2,669
Sarah Colonna - DUI Device
Sarah isn't perfect.
Tags: Sarah Colonna (1), men/women (1003), health (976)
Posted: 02/08/01
Views: 775
Chris Hobbs - Grandmother
Chris' grandmother doesn't understand instant replay.
Tags: Chris Hobbs (2), money (865), imitations (772)
Posted: 05/20/93
Views: 230
Jonathan Katz - Second Child
An ultrasound is not necessary when you're adopting.
Tags: Jonathan Katz (11), health (976), money (865)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 117
Val Kappa - Different Class Clown
In high school, Val Kappa was voted class clown.
Tags: Val Kappa (2), Premium Blend (750), driving (296)
Posted: 12/08/05
Views: 3,282
Johnny Sanchez - Drive-Thru ATM
The drive-thru ATM is also written in braille.
Tags: Johnny Sanchez (12), animals (791), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 05/22/98
Views: 1,418
Dan Naturman - Nice Car
A nice car is attractive to a lot of women. With a '96 Geo, you're not getting top-quality booty.
Tags: Dan Naturman (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 04/14/05
Views: 1,613
Juston McKinney - NYC Parking Tickets
The New York City meter maids are like ninjas.
Tags: Juston McKinney (5), money (865), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 12/13/99
Views: 2,046
Charlie Viracola - Planet Charlie
Planet Charlie is a "can too" planet.
Tags: Charlie Viracola (10), money (865), kids (841)
Posted: 11/15/01
Views: 624
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