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Ron Richards: Car Phone in a Yugo
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I was driving down here
tonight; I saw a guy talking on a car phone in a Yugo. I was thinking, 'Who's he talking to -- Kmart?'
Ron Richards - Grocery Shopping
24-hour grocery stores are like outpatient night.
Tags: Ron Richards (3), men/women (919), dating (637)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 872
Harland Williams - Drive-Thru
What would happen if Wonder Woman ordered at a drive-thru?
Tags: Harland Williams (35), Comedy Central Presents (1803), food (550)
Posted: 06/23/05
Views: 2,777
Sarah Colonna - DUI Device
Sarah isn't perfect.
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Posted: 02/08/01
Views: 853
Jonathan Katz - Second Child
An ultrasound is not necessary when you're adopting.
Tags: Jonathan Katz (8), kids (641), health (540)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 144
Chris Hobbs - Grandmother
Chris' grandmother doesn't understand instant replay.
Tags: Chris Hobbs (2), imitations (787), family (581)
Posted: 05/20/93
Views: 257
Val Kappa - Different Class Clown
In high school, Val Kappa was voted class clown.
Tags: Val Kappa (2), Premium Blend (749), driving (270)
Posted: 12/08/05
Views: 3,489
Eugene Mirman - Plea Bargain
The immigrant in Eugene, who came to America to seek a better life, is disappointed in the district attorney.
Tags: Eugene Mirman (23), money (470), driving (270)
Posted: 01/06/10
Views: 2,472
Johnny Sanchez - Drive-Thru ATM
The drive-thru ATM is also written in braille.
Tags: Johnny Sanchez (12), Premium Blend (749), animals (439)
Posted: 05/22/98
Views: 1,713
Juston McKinney - NYC Parking Tickets
The New York City meter maids are like ninjas.
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Posted: 12/13/99
Views: 2,399
Charlie Viracola - Planet Charlie
Planet Charlie is a "can too" planet.
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Posted: 11/15/01
Views: 894
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