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I've flown around the planet, which is strange because you can actually get there the day before you left. You get back, and you pay your bills again.
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Posted: 05/20/93

Ron Lynch - Flying Around the Planet

Flying around the planet can mess you up.

Tags: Ron Lynch (3), Two Drink Minimum (291), travel (249)

Posted: 05/20/93
Views: 659

Ron Lynch - Broken Intercom

Flying is weird when the intercom doesn't work.

Tags: Ron Lynch (3), kids (642), Two Drink Minimum (291)

Posted: 05/20/93
Views: 1,180

Bill Kirchenbauer - Moving

Bill has to pay a sewer bill in his new township.

Tags: Bill Kirchenbauer (4), The A-List (486), money (471)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 163

Kathleen Madigan - China

China can be like a big 'Where's Waldo?' book with a tourist as Waldo.

Tags: Kathleen Madigan (16), Comedy Central Presents (1803), imitations (789)

Posted: 07/04/00
Views: 1,553

Barry Sobel - Expensive Airport Food

It's a million dollars to eat food at an airport.

Tags: Barry Sobel (6), imitations (789), food (550)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 552

Jordan Rubin - Discount Flights

Finally, a great website for buying discount airline tickets you'll never receive.

Tags: Jordan Rubin (7), Comedy Central Presents (1803), family (582)

Posted: 01/31/08
Views: 310

Johnny Dark - Getting Old

Johnny has all the signs of getting old.

Tags: Johnny Dark (3), kids (642), money (471)

Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 458

John Oliver - Great American Heroes

John Oliver pays tribute to the small, maverick acts of heroism that keep the world turning.

Tags: John Oliver (39), travel (249), flying (149)

Posted: 01/17/10
Views: 20,774

Tony Stone - Brave Pilots

Pilots must be the bravest people on the planet.

Tags: Tony Stone (2), Two Drink Minimum (291), travel (249)

Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 858

Kathleen Madigan - Safe Travels

If a plane crashes, sitting in the aisle seat will probably not save you.

Tags: Kathleen Madigan (16), Comedy Central Presents (1803), imitations (789)

Posted: 07/04/00
Views: 4,407

 
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