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I like a sport where someone's getting injured. Of course, I watch presidential speeches just in case there's a sniper.
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Posted: 02/24/92

Roger Rittenhouse - Extreme Sports

If baseball were any slower, it'd be farming.

Tags: Roger Rittenhouse (5), The A-List (486), sports (238)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 842

Vic Henley - International Sports

There's no hate like international sports hate.

Tags: Vic Henley (8), Comedy Central Presents (1803), sports (238)

Posted: 05/28/05
Views: 2,816

Eddie Gossling - Political Impressions

Eddie whips out some impressions.

Tags: Eddie Gossling (11), Comedy Central Presents (1803), imitations (789)

Posted: 02/19/04
Views: 505

Anthony Griffith - Vietnam

Those kung-fu moves you see in movies do actually work.

Tags: Anthony Griffith (5), Premium Blend (749), family (582)

Posted: 12/04/03
Views: 1,370

Damon Wayans - Scared of Athletes

Shaq has it easy.

Tags: Damon Wayans (12), Premium Blend (749), sports (238)

Posted: 01/19/06
Views: 1,139

Roger Rittenhouse - Getting Healthy

Everybody's getting healthy nowadays.

Tags: Roger Rittenhouse (5), health (540), The A-List (486)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 477

Roger Rittenhouse - Taxes

Roger needs a ski mask to pay his taxes.

Tags: Roger Rittenhouse (5), The A-List (486), money (471)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 225

Russ Meneve - International Relations

The world hates America.

Tags: Russ Meneve (16), news & politics (228), violence (196)

Posted: 11/03/04
Views: 1,039

Steve Byrne - Psycho

Getting hacked to death by a tranny is an awful way to die.

Tags: Steve Byrne (9), Comedy Central Presents (1803), friends (281)

Posted: 03/02/06
Views: 5,719

Christopher Titus - British Security

British security let a man in a Batman costume climb Buckingham Palace.

Tags: Christopher Titus (18), ethnic (730), stereotypes (389)

Posted: 07/20/06
Views: 5,037

 
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