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Roger Rittenhouse: Trying to Like Baseball
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I'm really trying to like baseball, but I finally figured out why I can't watch it: I have a pulse.
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Posted: 02/24/92

Roger Rittenhouse - Extreme Sports

If baseball were any slower, it'd be farming.

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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 794

Roger Rittenhouse - Getting Healthy

Everybody's getting healthy nowadays.

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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 443

Roger Rittenhouse - Taxes

Roger needs a ski mask to pay his taxes.

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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 210

Roger Rittenhouse - Aging

Living to be 105 only looks good on paper.

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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 199

Roger Rittenhouse - The Rolling Stones

The Rolling Stones should wear shirts.

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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 170

Open Mic Challenge - Seking7

Seking7 doesn't want to badmouth Charlie Sheen.

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Posted: 07/22/09
Views: 1,267

Judah Friedlander - Lethal Weapon

Judah takes care of his body. He weightlifts weightlifters while they're lifting weights.

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Posted: 10/30/09
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Judah Friedlander - Horror

Judah writes horror books for children because you're never too young to go through life scared.

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Dave Attell - Space Shuttle Launch

No one cares about the space shuttle anymore.

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Views: 5,284

Kevin Nealon - The Ocean

Kevin Nealon buys an underwater watch.

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Views: 2,173

 
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